Now the question is, what else is going to fall apart today or do we get a break for the weekend
Teal 📗✨
@chocolateal.bsky.social
Teal (or MP) · 31 · ace · she/they · I'm just here for a good time, and to talk about cats.
Hey sorry if you got a message from me with a link, I did get hacked. All good now!
Hanging out with friends will leave you with tabs on your phone such as "history of margarine"
Coworkers showed me a dozen football players and asked me to choose which one was the hottest and I gotta say. I was not the correct person to source for that survey
Was chatting with a coworker about writing and he said he gave up writing because he could never make a career of it and I'm like. You're not writing because you have a story holding your brain at gunpoint 24/7? You're doing it for money?
Falling asleep. Brain gives me "the fruit of bleeding." Okay.
In the process of moving and due to wearing a back brace (threw out my back a week and a half ago) I didn't have accessable belt loops to clip my keys to while taking things down to my car. So I clipped them to my bra strap. Is. Is this butch or femme
It's time for another solstice tarot reading! You may have faced terrible challenges recently, one trauma after another. What you currently have has been earned by your own hard work, but beware this feeding your ego. But! There is hope! Hope! Hope!! The future is bright and it is waiting for you!
Would love to go a week without having to spend thousands of dollars on problems. When do I get to spend money on fun things
You're telling me that the moon, Venus, Jupiter, AND Mercury are all hanging out in my star sign and none of them could have stepped in to save my hair at the salon today??
Having a dream where you die and become a ghost who haunts your friends but in a sweet way is difficult to discuss with said friends because you have to open the conversation with "Hey I dreamt that I died."
BUY MY BOOK BECAUSE IT’S A GREAT BOOK AND OVER 500 PAGES OF GAY MAGIC CHAOS www.amazon.com/dp/B0GS1FXJQ3 www.bberrywrites.com/product/how-... #ylg #bookrelease #newbook #booksky #books #bookclub #readers
I'm gonna be honest, every day for the past 14 months I open this app first thing in the morning with the smallest flutter of hope in my stomach that the best news broke overnight. I continue to be disappointed but I'm looking forward to the morning that I'm not
Finally watched the halftime show this morning and started crying (in a good way) so now I'm sitting at the office and sleepy. Lay out three chairs for me so I can take a nap pls
When you make a comfy little place for your animal friend to sleep and they curl up in it and sleep and are comfy . That is the meaning of life actually i think
To the girl who keeps spraying perfume while sitting at her desk 3 feet away from me: I'm going to end you.
It's ya boy back with another solstice tarot reading! Past 6 months have been... Whew. A fucking struggle, huh? But we've got a spark in us that if we hold onto now and cultivate, could lead to a positive and intense change in the coming year. Hold on to hope, my good bitch!!
Pros of being in office: pretty focused, get to see work friends, get out of the house Cons of being in office: Everyone,, shut the hell your mouths
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
Loving the LOTR movies is so funny sometimes. Like hm, I have a bunch of crafts to do and need something to watch that I am both familiar with that is still engaging enough to keep me entertained for at least 3 hours. What could I possibly use
Never felt more like an art major than today when an elderly gentleman wandered into the aisle I was in at Michaels, looked at me, and asked where the charcoal was. I found it and gave him advice on the different types too
Trying to tell people that maybe you're too stupid or not good enough to do something can be so hard because they'll try to be nice