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saving the world for the right price. only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks. All takes are incorrect but sincere
meanwhile the 49ers have had 5 wide receivers injured since the start of camp, what an absolutely hilarious week 1 matchup
LOL JMS snuck in his Spiderman: The End story into a mary jane anthology (it was v sweet)
the Sports Jeopardy results confirm my priors therefore it is Good. also enjoying the normal jeopardy fans being disgusted at the weak answers.
Landon Collins mom getting her legs broken by vegas bookies
On3 (Unofficial)@on3-mirror.bsky.social · 15h agoNEW: On3 announces strategic partnership with @Polymarket as its exclusive prediction market partner🔥 https://www.on3.com/news/on3-and-polymarket-announce-exclusive-prediction-market-partnership/
happy 7 year anniversary to 30-50 feral hogs
last year's pass rusher class may be cursed https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49531025/sources-falcons-jalon-walker-feared-torn-acl
Sources: Falcons' Jalon Walker feared to have torn ACL
Falcons edge rusher Jalon Walker is feared to have torn his ACL, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport and Steve Wyche.
espn.com
A couple of notes: 1. UGA's earned benefit of the doubt but it should be noted they are the youngest team in the P4. 2. Ole Miss and LSU are too fluid to trust any ranking. Feels like one of them will look really weird by end of season 3. Mizzou and #25, name a more iconic duo 4. Penn state, huh
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2d agoThe Preseason Coaches Poll is out, with Ohio State at No. 1, and defending champion Indiana at No. 6.
i know i should have opinions on announcer crews but i just don't.
UFC lost 30 mil on the white house event, how are you this bad at grifting
Football coaching is for MANLY GRRR MEN until they get to go anonymous and become messy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Chocotaco, Independent Champion@chocotaco.bsky.social · 2d agoreports out of Vikings training camp are massively accelerating them up the schadenfreude rankings 2 MIN DRILLS: JJ McCarthy: PBU, PBU, False start, interception Kyler Murray: Throwaway, PBU, incompletion
10 million per touchdown, good business
Adam Schefter ... Mirror@adamscheftermirror.bsky.social · 2d agoJust in: Baltimore’s two-time Pro-Bowl WR Zay Flowers reached agreement today with the Ravens on a four-year, $140 million extension that includes $108 million guaranteed, per his agency @WinSportsGroup. Original post
reports out of Vikings training camp are massively accelerating them up the schadenfreude rankings 2 MIN DRILLS: JJ McCarthy: PBU, PBU, False start, interception Kyler Murray: Throwaway, PBU, incompletion
/opens fanfiction dot net //re-opens 20 year draft of The Lanky Kong Schism
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoSaw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
mentals deteriorating at an accelerated rate ahead of birthday
Chocotaco, Independent Champion@chocotaco.bsky.social · 2d agoYeah! 🎶toyota, corolla, ohhhh i'll 4 and 8 ya elantra, sonata, c'mon boise bowl game🎶
@hulcricket.bsky.social need you to know that I discovered latech is playing HC toyota corolla for rivalry week and i said his name in the voice I use for Kokomo
this year's VHS lineup looks to be music-based segments directed by RZA, Flying Lotus, frontman of Ghost, Ernest Dickerson (Bones, cinematography on Do The Right Thing), Renee Zhan, and contributions from Jim Henson's creature shop and GWAR.
Giants trading Luis Arraez to the Phillies 5th team in 5 years for Arraez currently 2nd in MLB in batting average, has stated he's staying at 2nd base
we have football-like substance this week we WILL over-analyze carson beck vs kedon slovis we WILL have strong opinions on the panthers 3rd string
we have cosmic encounter now, we have no need for relics of the past
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 3d agosettlers of catan is the clif bar of board games it's entire raisin entree is that it's better than risk/powerbar, but it's still actually bad and in the last 30 years have brought so many things that are Good, Actually that there's no reason for it to exist anymore
$927m worldwide opening for the spiderman legitimate argument that Spiderman may be the single most bulletproof IP in movies at this point. The worst performing film (ASM2) made $716m, Sony never giving those rights back