NO?! my parents were both alive and kicking last time I checked. But I was raised as a Jedi so like I never saw them, not that I would wanna after the fuckery they did to my genes

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · 8mo ago

does everybody here have DEAD PARENTS!?

"You like... make it with your hands, dude. Do you people not assemble stuff with your hands? You know, cut the metal fit it to size, do the wiring yourself. Wow they're really dumbing down the youth these days."

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

A raised eyebrow. "I prefer using machinery and 3D-printing where possible as it's more efficient, but you're the lightsaber expert so I'll just do it your way." "...What IS your method of assembling a lightsaber?"

// I have been away because i was playing KOTOR and it's had me in a chokehold , what a goat'd game

No need to pin down, I'm literally a Jedi technician. I can disable any droid with the Force

"uhhh... Okay yeah u shoot gud. But a lightsaber isn't like a blaster or whatever that was," He squinted his pupilless eyes to look at the crystal. "Yeaahh blue crystal makes a blue blade. Generally. Okay we need stuff to like... make the sabre, do you have anything like that?"

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Blue. Definitely." He roots around through his crystal haul. "I was thinking... would this one make blue?" Meanwhile, he tosses a rock in the air, then disintegrates it with a flash of his phaser before it hits the ground. "I've got the raw reflexes, but I know I'll face a learning curve."

"Okay yeah I don't get it. Wellllllll if you got the kyber crystals you can make the lightsaber. And like... desired colour and style you got in mind? Also I will say, if you aren't Force sensitive it will be quite a learning curve to learn how to wield a lightsaber."

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"It's just the name we call your collection of universes and timelines." Take it up with the Pataphysics Department; they name the universes based off 'deeper cosmic principles' or something. "Anyhow, thanks! I just admire the lightsaber as a weapon. I sourced some kyber crystals a while back."

"Bruh I don't know why people keep saying Star Wars at me like ok I am sure other galaxies have wars in stars? No? Anyway I'm Chosung Tarkal, not my real name but no one can say my real name. I'm not a Jedi and I have a lightsaber, don't let those dudes gatekeep poodoo from you."

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Oh, you can?" Lep sweeps his memory banks, to remember if he's met this being before. "Who might you be, and do you come from the 'Star Wars' subsection of the multiverse?"

Oh yeah? I can help you with that, dude!

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Thinking of making myself a lightsaber." "No, I'm not even Force-sensitive. But it's still a deadly and concealable melee weapon, which doubles as a deflector. A nasty surprise for anyone getting up in my face."

@realmcgill.bsky.social whhooo are youuu?!?!

@realmcgill.bsky.social bruh who are you??

"I have a lot of thoughts.. My Master said if I didn't meditate like this every day, I'll go mad."

What? I used to be a Jedi so I know how it's done. Okay okay lets meditate... *closes his eyes, actually very close to the Force despite his words. He talks like a cool rogue but Chosung is very dedicated to his meditation*

My temperament is fine. I mean, I passed the Jedi Trials, I was knighted so clearly I'm doing something right -- or well was. I'm not a Jedi anymore.

I can meditate with you? Like bro I'm Jedi Order trained

bruh u need help?

That's how I got training! By skipping out on training! And I was a cool af Jedi 😎 sexiest one too, well before Cal Kestis became a Knight

I'm a Coruscant anti

You guys need some sort of software upgrade or tune up? I can help, I'm an engineer!

Are the clankers alright?!?

@forceserenity.bsky.social uh hi?

@talceles.bsky.social uh I think you have the wrong number? This is Chosung at Waffle Barn...

Celebration: Today is a holy day, for KOTOR released on PC 22 years ago today

If we brought back booing, here are the top people I would boo 1. Papa Palps, self explanatory 2. Sebulba 3. The Grand Inquisitor

I said this on the holonet (ocsn) but BRING BACK PUBLIC BOO-ING! IF someone sucks, BOO THEM! No more debates, no more diplomacy and polite politics, JUST START BOOING!!!

Bagels go hard

pupils are overrated!!!! so is having 5 fingers

"Aiouqes! Cool name. Bruh where are all you Jedi coming from it's insane, am I just attracting u guys? What class are you? Just curious what ur specific job is."

\Aiouqes, Hunger Reborn/@therebornhunger.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"A pleasure! And thank you kindly, Aiouqes, jedi knight."

Don't fall for the blood parasites agenda, Midichlorians are FAKE NEWS

N-nO?! I'm deadass. I always skipped training 😎 you'll still get training, Outer Rim shit is crazy, that's the real world. Think about it as like... Sentinel skills. An overlooked type of Jedi training.

"Not all of them do! Anyway you wear them well. I'm Chosung by the way, bounty hunter and holonet shitposter."

\Aiouqes, Hunger Reborn/@therebornhunger.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"It is rather standard for jedi to wear robes." He laughed, offering a tired smile, before adjusting said robes again.