Chris
@chrisferret.bsky.social
Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity. Slave to the algorithms Ninja Warrior (Air-fryer Squadron) “Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
A Reform UK spokesperson said it "beggars belief" that the Conservatives selected a convicted antisemitic extremist as a council candidate. This after he passed Reform’s rigorous vetting 🤔🤷♂️ Obviously miffed he defected to the Tories 🤷♂️
Reform UK have sent 30p Lee undercover to Calais to investigate the migrant camps
Even if he’s gone private I don’t think there’s a scanner capable of detecting his brain 🤷♂️
……says man who has apparently removed his own Frontal Lobe 🤷♂️
Trump will think Argentina won the World Cup. They had two shots and missed each time 👍
Absolute scenes at the end of the game. Anyone would think Spain sank the Belgrano, not just given Argentina a footballing lesson 👍
Congratulations Mbappe on the he Golden Boot. Now F’ck Off home Argentina
Congratulations to Michael Olise who went above and beyond to scupper France’s comeback 👍
First half highlights of French goalkeeper
Funny Kitten Chasing Its Tail
ALT: Funny Kitten Chasing Its Tail
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French hasn’t had a defence as bad as this one since The Maginot Line 😂
The Voters in Clacton elected Farage and he resigned, they didn’t get rid of him. Who, exactly, is showing contempt 🤷♂️
The Bayeux Tapestry has arrived at the British Museum and will be in display from September. Visitors will be able to view it for 9 months and on a weekend Nigel Farage will be standing at the end yelling “Stop the Boats” like the demented c@nt he is.
This is why you need to restrict access to the internet in mental health facilities 👇
This year’s Summer Extravaganza in Clacton Binface V Binfire
Spare a thought for the electorate of Clacton. Their only choice seems to be a joke candidate and……erm, Count Binface 😳
After berating NATO about defence spending, Trump will probably demand FIFA spend more on Argentina’s piss poor defence 😳⚽️⚽️
Half expected him to say “Quansah ? He’s a very naughty boy” in the style of Monty Python 🤷♂️
Matt seems to be celebrating finally removing his own thumb from his arse. Sadly England fans didn’t stick around to witness it 👍
Losing Makerfield candidate says he’ll go back to his day job. First job is at Reform HQ and the removal of a massive turd
