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The Requin (2022) Alicia Silverstone and her husband go on a trip to Vietnam for a romantic getaway, when a storm sweeps their bungalow into shark-infested waters, they end up fighting for their lives.

David Harbour is re-donning the Santa suit for Violent Night 2, with Kristen Bell joining the carnage as Mrs Claus.

It's become a new tradition, every children's character that falls into the public domain becomes the star of a crappy, low-budget slasher flick So far we've had Evil Winnie the Pooh Evil Bambi Evil Pinocchio Evil Mickey Mouse Evil Popeye Evil Peter Pan A murderous Grinch

Grim Reaper (2007) Horrible movie that tries to be Final Destination After getting mowed down by a taxi, a woman named Rachel wakes up in an asylum that has 5 randos, a lone doctor and the titular spirit who's out to murder them all.

Apollo 18 (2011) Your typical run-of-the-mill found footage movie Decades-old footage from NASA'S abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where 3 astronauts were sent on a secret mission, reveals the reason the US never returned to the moon The Reason: Parasitic creatures disguised as rocks

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Bug (2006) Oklahoma Ashley Judd and the guy who played Zod in Man of Steel hold up in a spooky hotel room, when they discover a bug infestation, the line between reality and delusion starts to break down.

King Kong (2005) 1933 Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts) joins a greedy filmmaker and his crew on their voyage to Skull island, shortly after arrival, she's abducted by natives and offered to their god (a giant ape) as his bride.

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Knowing (2009) Nic Cage and the entire human race are killed by a giant solar flare Except for two kids who are taken by aliens and left alone on a deserted planet to "Lord of the Flies" it

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Rachel Weisz Sexy British actress whose filmography includes... Enemy at the Gate The Lovely Bones Black Widow The Whistleblower Her most famous role: Evy from the Mummy saga

The Mummy 3 was de-canonized from the Mummy saga Which is fine since it was really just a promo for the 2008 summer Olympics (Which were held in Beijing)

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How I Live Now An American girl named Daisy (Saoirse Ronan) goes to stay with a group of kids at an estate in Britain (which includes Tom Holland) when a nuclear conflict breaks out in Europe, she ends up fighting to survive in the English countryside.

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Dark Phoenix (2019) Horrible movie, the closing chapter to the X-Men saga and the final film from Fox's independent era The X-Men have to destroy Jean Grey when she becomes Dark Phoenix.

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Abigail (2024) Basically "House on Haunted Hill" meets "Let the Right One In" Melissa Barrera and her co-conspirators kidnap a little girl and take her to a remote mansion in the countryside, when they learn she's a vampire, they end up fighting for their lives.

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Tove Lo Sexy Swedish girl who has defiled our childhoods with music videos like Disco T*ts and Sadder, Badder, Cooler.

What happened to Erin after the events of Texas Chainsaw Massacre? She went home, shed her wet clothes and sat on a bed naked, mourning her friends and trying to process all of the horror she went through.

Mac and Me (1988) Horrible movie that tries to be an ET clone An hour-long McDonald's advertisement And fodder for MST3K A little alien stranded on Earth befriends a paraplegic kid.

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Wrath of Becky Three years after surviving the first movie, a 16-year-old Becky gets into a bloody battle with a domestic terrorist cell.

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Millie Bobby Brown Sexy British girl who successfully transitioned from child to adult actor Her filmography consists mostly of Sci-fi stuff The Monsterverse movies Damsel Enola Holmes That horrible Electric State movie Her most famous role: Eleven from Stranger Things

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