We already have DHS. ICE is literally a paramilitary force. It serves no purpose outside of fear and intimidation.
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Please Abraham, I’m not that man. Just shootin’ the skeet. Oracle of Oklahoma 3rd Amendment Lover Founder of the BringBackthePack movement The Noid makes people mad ? Pop Tart Handler Sometimes forget what the joke for these was Mayor of Okay, Oklahoma
The new White House press secretary is just a robot that says "Smoke weed every day" in a Nate Dogg voice
Smulax is what I take after a night of uncrustables and zebra cakes.
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · yesterdayIs SMULAX one of those Pokemon y’all be talking about?
Gov Tim, if his ratings were above 30 percent, we would be watching this shit.
Governor Tim Walz@governorwalz.mn.gov · yesterdayPete Hegseth is so morally bankrupt that even Trump knows better.
I see everyone mad about college football playoffs expanding but it almost guarantees my team makes it every year so I’m ok with it.
Imagine buying a ticket to Ringo and getting John.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterdaySony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Smulax is what I take after a night of uncrustables and zebra cakes.
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · yesterdayIs SMULAX one of those Pokemon y’all be talking about?
What’s it like to love the smell of your own farts?
It was the best days at school when the nerds would give out candy to vote for them. I took that candy so fast and made sure not to vote cause fuck you nerds.
Outspoken™️@out5p0ken.bsky.social · 2d agoMike Rogers’ wife is handing out $10 gas cards in Michigan while asking people to vote for her husband. Republicans made gas unaffordable. Now they’re offering $10 to keep them in power. #BlueWaveIn20Days
What’s it like to love the smell of your own farts?
Just throwing this out there but I do not believe you have to have a law degree or to have passed the bar to lie to the American people.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d agoWSJ: Katie Zacharia has never passed the bar exam in the U.S.. She failed the test in California in 2011. Once she moved to China, she served as an international legal consultant, which did not require passing the bar.
Before we know it Clarkson is gonna have to forfeit 5 first round picks and a receive a 30 million dollar fine.
Pablo Torre@pablo.show · 3d ago(Yes, this is about Kelly Clarkson and that bird.)
What’s your most random thought of the day? Today mine was “what’s the fruit flavor of juicy fruit?”
![Assistant Secretary Riley Barnes @StateDRL Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people. A portrait of Ambassador Thornhill, a woman with blonde hair wearing a blue blazer and a multi-strand pearl necklace, standing in front of an American flag.
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Just know I say this as someone who LOVES dirty ass Tulsa.
Oklahoma Brandtbert@chrish2122.bsky.social · 3d agoNot as bad as Tulsa influencers. Like a Tulsa influencer is just someone who writes graffiti on a bridge in their own feces.
Holy shit a Bortles sighting on Bluesky. This is amazing.
Blake Bortles@blakebortles.bsky.social · 4d agoLying is hard. But a deep sigh in the middle of a sentence is unprofessional. I will do the job for 1/2 of what she’s making. I will not be going to dc and I will not be dressing up. Final offer. Need to hear back by EOD.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoOMG she is brutally bad at this
