I've been trying to focus a lot less on the destructive antics of the psycho Trump regime down south. I literally can't know that he and his gang are shitheads any more than I already do. It's freeing me up to think about cooler things

Anytime I feel dumb, I remember that Athena - ATHENA - joined in that whole "which of us is the hottest" scrap with Aphrodite and Hera. If the Goddess of WISDOM got caught up in that nonsense, what chance for wisdom did humanity ever have? #Odyssey #mythology

People who obstruct forest-fire fighting efforts - whether its gawking boaters getting in the way of skimmers, or idiots keeping aircraft grounded with their drones, should immediately be conscripted to become frontline firefighters. Instant draft, no recourse. #wildfires #climatechange

Perhaps the greatest thing about country music is its predictive powers. It sounded like it was written by AI before AI music was a thing 😏

Once again, I sit down at the park with several empty benches to either side of me. One again, some old guy comes and sits right on the same bench beside me. I need to develop a threatening aura

If I had a dating profile, it would just say "I'd probably like your cat"

People are free to like whatever they like, but man, listening to culture war people is typically just bad for the brain.

Hot Take: The kids being 'alright' has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not they like your generation's music 😏

According to the new Masters of the Universe movie, and I quote, "there are no statues for losers" I STRONGLY beg to differ

Hotter, even

MemeStar NSFW@memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 2w ago

Waaa-iiit... all I have to do is have a "men writing women" moment, and a bazillion people will suddenly realize my work exists? Why didn't you say so? Mockery sales are still sales. #writingCommunity

Waaa-iiit... all I have to do is have a "men writing women" moment, and a bazillion people will suddenly realize my work exists? Why didn't you say so? Mockery sales are still sales. #writingCommunity

Oh my god I'm on a device I don't have ad-blocked and I accidentally hit 'visit advertiser' trying to get rid of an ad. What a vile and filthy feeling

The Ring, but Sadako crawls out of your TV with an advertiser's product that she then forces you to buy 😬

Vegan foods have silly names for their plant products (like ground b'ef for ground beef, or chick'n for chicken). So I propose fake AI music, books, etc., get names like mus'c or bo'ks 😏

I haven't seen the Odyssey yet, but I sure hope the Sirens and the Cyclops are played by REAL sirens and cyclopes, or I shall be righteously offended ##TheOdyssey

So you're telling me that all it would take to end factory farms is for the animals to be as sympathetic as Jimothy?

God I hate fruit flies. If I had a eucalyptus leaf in my apartment, it's not like Koalas would suddenly spawn

Today on "Mighty Videogame Explorer Just Cannot Figure Out How To Navigate Complicated Environmental Obstacle" #gaming #VideoGames #HellIsUs

I sometimes wonder why a sci-fi/fantasy/horror series with monsters and stuff in them will have a warning that it's a 'Work of Fiction', then I remember Flat Earthers exist

Truth serums in fiction almost never address the reason that the character who consumes them has to speak AT ALL

Breaking: Eric, who along with his father, was caught stealing money from his foundation for kids with cancer, has released his new book.

Why does there appear to be little to no media in the Star Wars universe? There should be at least ONE tale of an intrepid reporter who uncovers Palpatine's corruption early, and then is told to bury/sanitize the story by her network #StarWars #Politics

Kids these days don't wanna put in the work like they used to

Aaron Westendorf@washuffize.bsky.social · 3w ago

A baby loon rides its parents back as our canoe floats past

I love it when a book starts this way

French Heat Wave Kills Hundreds Of Thousands Of Chickens https://theonion.com/french-heat-wave-kills-hundreds-of-thousands-of-chickens/

The best thing about Count Binface is how he unironically looks like Doctor Who's idea of a killer villain

It's funny, when I was watching Star Wars I never realized R2D2 was consuming so much electricity and water while destroying the environment in order to think. #AI #StarWars

I wonder if the actor of that baby who got tossed around by the goblins in Labyrinth grew up secretly socialized to goblin puppets and could no longer identify with humans as an adult

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/