Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜

@chriskalmar.dev

👨‍💻 SWE @ Figma 🚀 Founder http://lost-pixel.com (Acquired) 🤖 AI Engineer 🎬 YouTuber m.youtube.com/@chriskalmar 🎤 Conference Speaker 🗣️ I speak 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇵🇱

I will never understand why Apple Mail is so freaking bad. Search almost never works. Email content is visible in the preview but doesn’t load when opening the message. Sort order of messages gets messed up occasionally. It’s not a complicated product. I don’t even ask for AI at this point. 😩

One of my first printers 🖨️ was ready to go after I turned it on. The next one took a few seconds to be ready. A few printers later it got worse and worse. 😒 My current printer does all sorts of 💩 for minutes before I can send it a print job. 😡 Are we moving backwards with print technology?

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After waiting for 3.5 hours now, I regret upgrading to Tahoe. 😞 It looks like I bricked my laptop. 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 I still hope the upgrade will finish early 2026 🤞

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Web dev sales pitch then and now. [ 10 years ago ] Web dev: I will build this website with these features for X. Customer: My nephew can do it for 10% of the price. [ Today ] Web dev: I will build this website with these features for X. Customer: I will vibe code it myself in under 20 minutes.

In the age of ChatGPT and all the other AI innovations, I don’t get why Alexa & Siri still suck. 🤯 It’s like talking to a very old person with bad hearing. You ask for a simple task and you get an unrelated response. Or better yet, my Alexa pretends to be completely deaf sometimes. Frustrating 😠