Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
Picked this up today off one of those charity tables. Only £2 and brand new.
I’m watching this Car Pound Cops rubbish on Channel 5 and the narrator sounds like Jon Culshaw impersonating Alan Titchmarsh and Alan Bennett at the same time.
Could have worded that better, really. Or did you DO IT ON PURPOSE?
It’s almost as if her judgement is flawed.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 15h agoFormer neo-Nazi activist withdraws as Conservative election candidate
But what’s that got to do with Gabriel Byrne or Alan Macnaughton?
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Currently having an online disagreement with LNER about that bloody puppet.
Just been compiling a list of telly top gangsters and geezers 1. Alan Ford 2. Ray Winstone 3. Brian Croucher 4. Billy Murray 5. Michael Melia 6. PH Moriarty 7. Johnny Shannon 8. John Judd 9. George Sewell 10. Dave King 11. Phil Daniels 12. Bryan Marshall 13. Brian Hall 1/2
Everything is going up these days. And the prices in the shops.
Can’t she just do that sneezing teleportation thing she did in Rentaghost instead?
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3d agoAuthor Lynda La Plante banned from driving for six months