Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco.com
Stand-up Comedian ⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
Republicans have never had tostones, and that honestly explains a lot.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
🚨FYI: No new podcast episodes from August 3rd - 14th. All new Cooligans episodes will be back on August 17th. 🎧📺 We're taking a much-needed break after that World Cup marathon of 11 cities and over 40 podcast episodes. See you in 2 weeks! ❤️
Japan’s like “dang why you bringing up old stuff?”
Trump: "Japan has been very good to us with the exception of Pearl Harbor"
FIFA is facing tremendous backlash over scheme to sell the World Cup! 🤬 Recorded live at MLS All-Star in Charlotte with Mickey Voll Head of Marketing at Pelé Soccer APPLE: tinyurl.com/5n6nr9p5 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/dxbrth5v YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/ldfZtGf...
Don't let Mike Vrabel bringing a cute dog to a press conference to deflect attention away from him cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diana Russini, who was also cheating on her husband, distract you from the fact that LEBRON JAMES HAS JOINED THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS. Holy cow!
Mike Vrabel arrives 🐶🏈
Tyler Adams on the pod today. We chat about the red card situation with Balogun at the World Cup. Have a listen! #USMNT APPLE: tinyurl.com/yuzcavw8 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/27p9szkm YOUTUBE: youtu.be/9NLTG4qbbyU
A fun fact about me is that I know every lyric to every song on this album. 😊
Fiona Apple's debut album 'Tidal' was released 30 years ago today. 💿 What's your favorite track?
Step 1: Start a comedy soccer podcast A bunch of stuff in between… Step 9,000: Open for Ludacris at a World Cup watch party in Atlanta 4️⃣0️⃣4️⃣
The 2026 World Cup is over. 11 cities. 31 podcast episodes. The most insane six weeks of my life.
Maine is in absolute outrage! Protesters took over Senator Susan Collins’ office chanting "VOTE HER OUT" after an ICE thug brutally executed a 26-year-old Colombian man. They are demanding immediate accountability for this state-sponsored murder! Enough is enough!
A Dominican man knocks Colombia out of the World Cup. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 🥲
Switzerland advance on penalties
"I cannot believe that was a red card." - @TaylorTwellman.bsky.social on the Folarin Balogun red card. #USMNT 📺 : youtube.com/live/8GfbP69...
I don't think anything makes me more anxious than penalty shootouts. Doesn't matter if it's my team. Doesn't matter if it's your team. My blood pressure is RISING. 📈 #WorldCup
Seeing all the keffiyehs in the crowd after Jordan scores a huge goal against the reigning World Cup champions in the heart of the United States, gives me some sense of hope for the future of this planet. ✊🏽
Al-Tamari for Jordan
Leave the World Cup to attend the birth of your first child? Jeremy Doku made that decision, and was criticized for it! 🤯 APPLE: tinyurl.com/56vb4t8x SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3mspksap YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/ckTxQ09...
"I shouldn't have doubted you, Balogun. There was about .5 seconds of doubt." 😅 - @chrispolanco.com APPLE: tinyurl.com/ymmwk2nr SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/394a9d33 YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/_TstEFU...
Book and soccer and USMNT talk, drinks, vintage kits, a giveaway for a coveted original ‘94 USMNT big ol’ billowy windbreaker… At Saturdays Football in SoHo, NYC, at 2 pm this Sunday, June 24th, with @leanderalphabet.bsky.social and @chrispolanco.com from @soccercooligans.com
Hear me out. Put Andrea Bocelli in the sequel to K-Pop Demon Hunters. 👂 #worldcup
We're going live at Noon ET every weekday w/ daily World Cup reaction shows starting today!! Join us on The Cooligans YT channel or broadcasting across all Yahoo Sports social channels! Starting off strong, we got Trinity Rodman of the USWNT and Washington Spirit joining us! Lock in! 🤯
Courtside at Madison Square Garden tonight was a real who’s who is in the Epstein Files.
Excited to be the moderator discussing Leander's new book! Join us at Saturday's Football this Sunday at 2pm!
On Sunday, @chrispolanco.com and I will be discussing my book about the United States men's national team, THE LONG GAME, at Saturdays Football in SoHo, NYC, at 2pm. The Americans will have played a game by then! Gah! It's free, but please RSVP here: partiful.com/e/dLSEJJGHFm...