Chris Polansky

@chrispolansky.bsky.social

Public radio reporter in Connecticut. One-time Bart Harley Jarvis of the Oklahoma press corps. CUNY grad. Replacement-level infielder for the Hartford Dark Twains Sandlot Baseball Club. he/him

The drums march along at the clip of an I.V. drip Like sparks from a muffler dragged down the strip, uh huh I really hope you'll come around It's sunny and 75 It feels so good to be alive Come on, baby, don't stay inside Everybody's coming out tonight

This is the skeet that will get me banned from Canada: I have spent weeks, every time I've seen the bridge in the news, thinking Gordie Howe was the guy from the Tragically Hip. I honest to God was like "damn I knew they were big up there but I guess I didn't realize how big."

Talking to a woman on Hinge, I mention I’m vacationing in Montana soon. She says she loves Montana. I ask what her favorite thing she’s done or seen there. She says the Tetons — which are in WYOMING. Reported and blocked.