Baby, are you a Bristol Stool Chart Type 4? Because you are smooth and soft, like a snake.

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Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Wow, I never got a tornado warning at GenCon before.

I’m excited to announce that Green Ronin is going to publish an English language edition of Nobunaga’s Black Castle, a samurai MÖRK BORG RPG from Japanese designer Yusuke Tokita. Sign up to be notified when the KS launches. www.kickstarter.com/projects/nik...

Coming soon: Nobunaga's Black Castle

A Sengoku Doom Metal Fantasy TTRPG for MÖRK BORG, now in English!

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Mastermind Maker, the official character engine for Mutants & Masterminds 3e, is available now for PC! Create balanced heroes in minutes, import Hero Lab files, and generate custom character sheets in Standard ($19.95) and Deluxe ($59.95) editions. Features here: greenroninstore.com/products/mas...

Mastermind Maker (Character Creator Software for M&M 3e)

Mastermind Maker is the official character engine for Mutants & Masterminds 3rd Edition! Creating your character is now faster and easier than ever.

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Mutants & Masterminds 3e Complete Collection All* GR's M&M 3rd ed PDFs, plus bonus content! Over $1000 of value, for just $74.95 through August 30! Starting September 1, the price will go up to $99.95. *Licensed materials not included. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Construction, construction everywhere. Walking around Indianapolis this GenCon is going to suuuuck.

I know the Bite of Seattle sounds like the sort of thing I'd be at, but it got expensive so I haven't been in some years. We were all at home when the shooting happened so we are safe. I will be at GenCon as always. Green Ronin is at booth #101 this year.

Great to see Vic Bondi and His Issues last night at Slim’s. They played all 5 songs off their EP, a new one called “Just Die Already” (yes, please), and then a selection of songs from some of Vic’s many bands (Alloy, Dead Ending, Redshift, and, of course, Articles of Faith).

Thanks to @owenkcstephens.bsky.social I have earned $1200 in the last 4 days. But it's not enough. I will still be evicted unless I get more donations. Maybe I should start a crypto meme coin and defraud millions of people. Or earn money undermining democracy for Moscow. gofund.me/de3236080

Donate to Support Ross Isaacs' Recovery and Living Expenses, organized by John Kasab

Hi, I'm John Kasab and I'm organizing a new fundraiser for Ross Isaacs to… John Kasab needs your support for Support Ross Isaacs' Recovery and Living Expenses

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<Sees street taco stand> Yay! <Looks at single dollar in wallet> Boo! <Sad walk to bus stop>

This backyard show is right by the flight path to the airport. Every two minutes of the Chloroforms set another jet flew by. I’ve never been distracted by airplanes at a punk show before.

Settling in for 3 hours of the Odyssey. May grey-eyed Athena bless me.

3+ to hit, let’s go.

When I was a kid eating school lunches and frozen dinners, I always wondered why it was called Salisbury Steak. TIL it's named after a Union doctor who developed it during the American Civil War. He originally called it muscle pulp of beef (mmmm). www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14s...

The Bizarre History of Salisbury Steak

YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller

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"Diarrhea Lettuce Mystery Continues." What a time to be alive.

Congratulations to Jimothy for this historic moment.

Pouring one out for Jennifer Finch of L7. She was a real one. I picked this song because Smell the Magic is my favorite of their albums, and the band trashing LA hair metal bands of the 80s is hilarious. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uopu...

Just like me - L7

YouTube video by TheXxxWaterfallxxx

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No dwarf in a red suit speaking backwards…yet

We’ve got a new book for the Expanse RPG out this week in PDF (print coming later). The Crew Companion is the game’s first player-oriented sourcebook. There are many new options for your PCs.

Green Ronin Publishing@greenroninpub.bsky.social · 3w ago

From a Belter merchant ship, to a Martian warship, success depends on having the right people with the right tools. The Crew Companion gives you the edge you need to survive and profit in the blackness of space. $26.99 in the Green Ronin Online Store! greenroninstore.com/products/the...

Excuse me, sir, but I know an owlbear egg when I see one. :)

How my old Eldar models look next to Primaris space marines.

One step closer to Logan’s Run.

Remembering this Belgian hardcore ripper from 1991 tonight.

Misogynist fascist bootlickers are not punk rock. Not now, not ever. Run off to church and cry about it.

Time is running out on our warehouse clearance sale, with discounts up to 60% off on some of your favorite titles! You won't see prices this low again! Check out the deals here: greenroninstore.com/collections/...

I had two early morning meetings today, so this DC punk classic from the underrated Gray Matter came to mind. For younger folks, that opening bit about the "coffee generation" is from a real commercial in the 80s. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocYf...

Caffeine Blues

YouTube video by Gray Matter - Topic

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I have never seen as many Bosnians in one place as I did in downtown Seattle last night. Their team won too.

Me, after waking up each day.

If you become a trillionaire, it is now legal to hunt you for sport. #TheMoreYouKnow

This week in punk rock people are arguing about whether Baltimore band End It was justified in inciting violence against a guy in a banana suit at a Toronto show (answer: no, obviously). The singer offered a setlist to anyone who tore off the guy's suit.

Fan in banana costume calls out hardcore band End It after being attacked by fans

A fan wearing a banana suit has called out hardcore band End It after they encouraged other audience members to rip his costume.

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