In a truly first world problem situation, I have spent 4hrs today emptying, cleaning, drying and packing away the hot tub for the rest of autumn and winter. My back hurts, I’m exhausted and I’m mildly sad. #FirstWorldProblem

Haven’t won the lotto so have to go back to work tomorrow after a week off… feels homophobic

Internet people living in my phone: How many headaches in the same place on my head in the space of a month, where it’s the same intermittent pain, warrants the effort of seeing a GP and not looking like a hypochondriac or something?

Anyone else having a serious surge in hormones lately? Feels like I’m eager AF every single day!!

42. Treating myself to some shopping, a wide variety of good food, a fashion/art exhibition and the cinema (in a recliner). Should be good :)

London for a few days to get away and celebrate my birthday with some decent food, shopping and maybe see an exhibition or two. It’ll be nice to chill!

It’s Friday, and I’m in a *very* mixed mood. Everything is getting on my nerves, I have tolerance for nothing and I’m horny as fuck. Argh!! That’s gonna make work interesting 😒

Thunderstorm in June, sure… Fucking HAIL?! What. The. Fuck.

Visiting London for work is far less fun than I’d like it to be 😢

Now I’ve been 2 weeks into my new job, and already had a pay day, I felt comfortable to relax financially - so, of course, I bought new poppers, a few new cock rings, a 0ga ring for my PA to size up finally and a new butt plug. Slutty gay powers restored! 😆

I, like many, am missing #HeatedRivalry now it’s over. Surprisingly, I want to go to the US, but only because I have a real urge to go to the boy aquarium.

Polite reminder: If you’re interviewing someone, remember that they’re likely nervous and may not be at their 100% best, vs how they work day to day. You may not know if they’re autistic or neurodivergent, and therefore think and work differently - not necessarily better or worse - just different.

Heated Rivalry ep6 is just really lovely 🥰 and now the really long wait for season 2 😭

Less than 7 days spent, no cheating. Completed The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, only missing two pieces of heart. Time well spent, as it was in 1992 when I originally played it. IYKYK

I cooked a mini/lazy roast for one in under 2hrs. I ate it in under 15 minutes. I’m stuffed, and tired, but chilled on the sofa. Movies, naps, drinks and snacks are all that’s in the agenda for the rest of the day 😂 Happy Holidays all!

How I spent most of my Sunday afternoon: IYKYK

Between being made redundant, cancelling all my memberships and subscriptions out of caution, my appetite going through the roof, motivation being an all time low, no luck after applying for 20 jobs and “the festive season”, I think I can just accept I’m a bit depresso… 2026 better be fucking good!

ZOMG, ep 5 of Heated Rivalry is a rollercoaster of everything!!

The cold and disgusting douchebags at Octopus Group’s investment firm made approx. 60 people redundant last week. Zero notice or payments, just telling us to claim statutory min via the gov. No consultation, no promised bonus, nothing. They claim to be BCorp, but their vile actions say otherwise.

@vazduho.bsky.social saw this and immediately thought of you: uk.papershoot.com Cute idea - not sure how good they are but an interesting modern take on film style in digital form.

Today I was made redundant. I’ll get 9 days of pay. Statutory redundancy is individually claimed via a 4-6wk process. Whatever else I can get may take even longer. To say I’m nervous for my finances is an understatement. An unclear future at no notice and the worst possible time 😢

I think the Euromillions is homophobic… in that I’ve still not fucking won it, and my fabulous (lazy) gay ass is tired of having to work for money with all these boring straight people who don’t appreciate me 😭

When you have dental surgery and realise your sex life is gonna be seriously impacted for at least few days! 😩

Bored off my ass… difficult to concentrate on boring work so it’s taking twice as long as it should to do, whilst doom scrolling on here as a lovely dickstraction 😁

Making the most of the good weather in the hot tub. Happy Sunday! #hottub #bougie #fancygay

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #586,082!

So, this is 40… could be worse!

Having a bit of emo moment. Thinking about having a fancy afternoon tea next week for a big birthday, with so many posh venues expecting two people - but not having ‘someone special’ to share it with *sigh*

Here’s a bit of Kylie from BST Hyde Park yesterday. I am now tired and sound like I smoke constantly. A good day, but a very long day! #kylie

Off to London in 8hrs to head to Hyde Park to see Kylie. Should be good, but it shall also be an epically long day. Made worse by the fact I can’t sleep 😫