Man, fuck Ben Shapiro. You mess with Machete then you're never seeing the light of heaven
Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · 2h agoSo Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
Chris, but like, spooky 🍉
@christopherwards.bsky.social
Male/plural. Communard. Writer. General purpose nerd. Caption Boy for Mainely Mandy. 36.
Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · 2h agoI swear to goddess every ad I see for a gambling app makes me want to go live in a cave and stare at shadows
One day a Godzilla movie is gonna give me a modern update of my favorite spikey boi Anguirus, and then I'll be able to die happy
It's weird to be in the year 2026 and see people romanticize Mina Harker and Dracula
And I know there's been a reassessment about whether or not Mary Shelley actually is the mother of science fiction, but my point still stands cause the premise is still really sexist
Chris, but like, spooky 🍉@christopherwards.bsky.social · 23h agoNow and then I remember that episode of Doctor Who that was basically like "Hello Mary "Mother of Science Fiction" Shelley. Is your more important husband home?" and get mad
Now and then I remember that episode of Doctor Who that was basically like "Hello Mary "Mother of Science Fiction" Shelley. Is your more important husband home?" and get mad
When you make the words do a Cirque du Soleil routine
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d agoUS man shoots off-duty ICE agent who allegedly attacked him and daughter
I'm Texas senator Angela Paxton and I'm a fucking collaborator
Chris, but like, spooky 🍉@christopherwards.bsky.social · 2d agoI wanna believe that the Republicans getting Ken Paxton's ex-wife to do an ad basically telling voters to not think about her ex and his bullshit and to just vote Republican is a sign ol' Kenny is totally washed. But I live in Texas so I'm not that hopeful
I wanna believe that the Republicans getting Ken Paxton's ex-wife to do an ad basically telling voters to not think about her ex and his bullshit and to just vote Republican is a sign ol' Kenny is totally washed. But I live in Texas so I'm not that hopeful
Giving VHS MIXTAPE a watch and am I too old to appreciate GWAR?
Never not clicked on a video so hard in my life
Lord of the Rings: The Rise of Skywalker
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d agoCombine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
Watched the first episode of Carrie and this is good
Just gonna say that every gay person who threw trans people under the bus was warned about this
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 6d agoMakes it real clear what they mean by "liberty."
It's on night like this that I feel Walmart truly is a monster in ever sense of the word
Anybody know a good place to lay down and become one with the grass?
Anyone here recommend some good Gothic literature?
This job and everyone in it don't deserve me
I try to maintain a theory of mind about other people but there is no part of me that is capable of genuinely believing anyone other than a child buying this crap
Christian Nightmares@christiannightmare.bsky.social · last wk."Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
Jurassic Park. I wanna say I was 5 at the oldest and the part where the T. Rex scared me so much my dad had to take me out of the theater for a minute. Sat through the rest of the thing and thought it was the coolest shit ever once we got the VHS though
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · last wk.In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
I'm not short but women who are taller than me are so hot
Jeremiah Avery@jlavery522.bsky.social · 12mo agoDefinitely an amalgam and we’re all better off for him creating her!
