chroma09
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I will NOT behold the horrors. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me the horrors, brother
#SmashSisters RETURNS at #Supernova2026! find us at... Station 316 August 8th (Saturday), 6:00 PM Eastern brought to you by wonderful TOs @dimsumdontsum.bsky.social and @biggestgooser.bsky.social 🩷💜
ult figureheads shitting on melee for kola beasting at goml yaaaawn come out to the local! half of you are openly looking for any life raft off the game you not-so-secretly hate until the next smash game you’ll pretend to like comes out anyways. water’s warm! horse definitely won’t adopt you
Goml day 3 conditions: I am mowing outside drenched in sweat, noise blasting in my ears, electricity giving out, internet barely working And I’m probably about 3x more comfy here than in the melee top 64 venue
rapm another grand finals today at a super major with a different Known Doubles Hitter outside the top hundo in singles beating established teams he shows up to so many events with no sleep or schoolwork and plays singles/doubles/P+/etc nonstop and nearly wins all of them player of the year
darkgenex after the knicks chip has been moving like mamdani
if you think New England is a region that bans wack play overzealously please consider the number of beloved wobblers, floaties, timeout puffs, timeout illegal conch puffs, and wobblers turned bowsers this region celebrated and cherished over the years
chroma09@chromeohnine.bsky.social · last yr.there is a puff in new england that goes to locals and spends every possible second of every set playing in a way that is engineered to make you regret leaving your house on a weekday to play this video game, and said locals are engaged in a war of attrition with him to not ban him
my mayor muslim my bagels jewish my Wednesdays: a horse who can drive Knicks in five
Never a single doubt in our minds let’s go Knicks let’s go Knicks let’s go!!!!’nnnn
Also people (including me originally) were misinterpreting why ssbmrank is going to summer top 30. There are straight up not enough people who will hit eligibility and have even like three top 100 level wins to fill a top 50. 35 would be a stretch right now
Sadly can’t go to creed but you should all watch it today! Hbox jmook rapm slug aklo krudo chem 404cray and many more!
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approaching tonight’s fourside with a mood and tone somewhere between vegeta needing to talk to the People and the Reverend King at the end of the boondocks episode Jack would like me to remind you it’s 9pm eastern fiat iustitia ruat caelum
Fourside Fights returns TOMORROW, April 30th, 6pt/9et on BTSSMASH featuring: King @codyschwabssbm.bsky.social Mr. Motion aka Salami Chroma09 @chromeohnine.bsky.social and Saucymain @saucymain.bsky.social youtu.be/dLIRraQJcaQ
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lowkey the only set I played today that made any sense was getting farmed once more by breakfast in losers round 4 as is customary
melee plans: Hoboken local tomorrow (going 0-2 and walking into the Hudson) full house pat’s house altitude sickness house my house your girl’s house
Sometimes The Lion Goes 0-2 in Main Bracket and Loses In Game 9 Of Redemption Bracket Finals vs Fraser horse was also there
ult players will not like melee if they get to remap their buttons (they will just get gated hard by the next execution wall and demand auto l cancel or auto max angle wavedash or multishine macros) but if they get it they will succeed in getting melee nuked out of orbit which would make them happy
49th at super fusion despite getting insanely fucked on in every set i lost running all fades in buster bracket tomorrow
I think the top 100-200 zone of melee right now is the most interesting it’s been in a while. you could run a vods channel of just rising talent at majors/regions and see monstrous shit constantly
Wednesday update: Horse wept for he knew there were no more two hour friendlies sessions before bracket to conquer
12 sets of tournament melee later I can admit that I don’t think I’ve ever outplayed Falco in my life