I hope you got a full bladder, the Sponglefriends crave PISS
Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence
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NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A BLOB FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME FOR SOME CREATURES FROM THE SEA
WORKIN 9 TO 5 WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN HE'S UNCIRCUMCISED IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVIN
I need to post more on here I just found my old danish from a week ago in this app
HEY! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PILE OF SHIT THAT'S MY SHIT
The Men in Blue had better hand over that bucket of svíčková or the deal's off
I don't usually talk about this on here but I'm waiting for the point Trump pulls off the mask to reveal he's been Sacha Baron Cohen all along
Hello it is time to vacuum the atmosphere vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gonna need an ethicist to tell me if it's okay to grow a seal from seed in one of those things they make cube watermelons with
Such an tender display of love may attract the Brainfree Beast of Braintree, who samples the proceedings with his taster
Civ 7 invents an impossible sentence
I keep trying to picture what the Great Seal of the United States would look like but I keep settling on a flabby sack of plastic cheese for some reason
hover ominously above the grill due to the leidenfrost effect
He inserts falsehoods as it pleases his genitals, also his brain fell out once and it went under the couch and I guess he could move it and he will need to one day to hoover under there but it's such a hassle so I guess it's going to stay under there with the remote for a TV he doesn't have anymore
Don't worry little one, Sweden isn't real
BOGGLEBONCE is here, right now, today
Some days I feel like a Ghanaian Jurassic Park poster and I don't know how to fix it
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐦 𝐈 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲
pov you are the hand that feeds me
fuck off guys I'm watching heartbeat
Upon seeing one's loved ones it is VITAL to gubble them up
why do I keep walking in on people taking a shit in unlocked public toilets, am I doomed to live this way forever
Flashing firmware to any device is a direct road to hell, resplendent with dancing imps and brimstone