Chuck Sparks Jr.

@chuck1959.bsky.social

Left the cultural s**t show at “X”. Still raw about 2024. I refuse to suffer their garbage. Believe that I was meant to live after the deluge.

I think we should cut Josh Hocit some slack for calling Mrs. Obama a man. One look could tell that he’s suffering from Ovine Syphilis, which caused him to vomit at the weigh-in. The affliction is rampant among MAGA incels. Symptoms include saying stupid things and lusting after old men in diapers.

If there are thunderstorms tomorrow for Trump’s 80th UFC party, I predict Trump will seek regime change in heaven. It would prove God, just like the pope, is soft on crime. Trump will replace the Creator with Lucifer Beelzebub, who has been a close Trump advisor and family friend all his life.

With all the cancellations and Trump headlining the whole show, DJ Marky Marco provide opening spins. Playlist: Thank Heaven For Little Girls Cristeen Sixteen Young Girl (Get Out Of My Mind) Girl, You’ll Be A Women Soon Jailbait Only Sixteen Cool, Daddy, Cool Don’t Let Daddy Kiss Me.

Jaxson Dart earned a business degree from OM with a 3.71 average and was drafted to lead the NY Giants. He goes to rally to introduce the most hated New Yorker who said that more than half the city was “the enemy of America”. His job is to sell tickets and merch. I guess he missed a few classes.

Someone told me “Only God can judge Trump” when I pressed him on Donnie’s criminality and moral failings. I told him I was pretty sure that we have a justice system set up for that. Republicans are OK with him being above the law. Don’t lament the people who want Trump’s final judgment ASAP

Is it too late to file bankruptcy for America? I mean, we can’t afford to pay for his tax cuts,ballroom, insurrection funds, pool, arch, golf courses, Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, Iceland, and suing himself. Sure, bankruptcy won’t look too good on our record, but it might save us from going totally broke.

Hey, remember last June, when Trump threatened to cancel Elon’s contracts with the government because Musk thought he was running the country? And Elon said Trump was all over the Epstein files? I guess his blackmail worked as well as Putin’s. www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

Elon Musk escalates feud with Trump: 'Time to drop the really big bomb'

Elon Musk alleged President Donald Trump's name is listed in classified files related to the financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

yahoo.com

Well, the mentalist Oz Pearlman never got to read Trump’s mind. I guess the best thing about that situation is that Oz won’t have to delete his brain’s search history of all the criminal activity. I imagine it would take cranial “Silkwood shower” to get those Epstein file images out of his head.

Tonight, Trump will try to out pope the Pope. Reading from the # 1 Trump Bible($59.99) passages like “Love thy neighbor’s young daughter” and “ Blessed are the peacekeeper missles”. He will have Leo on the ropes with his signature “ Pope-a-dope” and prove “no one knows more about the Bible than me”