swipes at your cock like a cat trying to rip open a garbage bag

smoking foul with transexuals deep in the belly of the hood

blowing a giant bubble with my bubblegum and popping it while i spin a mcdonalds cheese burger on my finger like a basketball

i am finally ready to become a wife

[drake sitting with hunter schafer at a party table in chuck e. cheese after the euphoria finale] try the pizza my dear. it’s divine

swipes at your cock like a cat trying to rip open a garbage bag

me holding. my best friends cock after a long day of homoerotic thoughts

fuckinnnn ., t;his inna fully laced blunt

watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat

chastity cage locked n hot dogs boiling on the stove

breaking into your house and cutting my cock off in your kitchen

hour two of ice cold beer hits you like a loving parent . hour nine hits you like a sibling that has brought you to orgasm

bad day to be a failed orgasm and my ex wifes buttplug

yno it would be nice of women to install some kind of interior lighting on their pussy so we can see where the fuck were going

hour two of ice cold beer hits you like a loving parent . hour nine hits you like a sibling that has brought you to orgasm

supply chain issues leading to less calorie dense hamburgers? get real. like give me a fucking break. yank my fucking doodle. sure. fucking pepper me with gay little kisses on My tummy while precum dribbles out of my worthless little cock .spank me in a wedding dress ooooooookay sure pal be my guest

we all know that one white boy that dont play around about wearing womens clothing

i’ve shed human blood in pursuit of chicken nuggets

supply chain issues leading to less calorie dense hamburgers? get real. like give me a fucking break. yank my fucking doodle. sure. fucking pepper me with gay little kisses on My tummy while precum dribbles out of my worthless little cock .spank me in a wedding dress ooooooookay sure pal be my guest

making a tiny suicide vest for my penis that explodes whenever a woman tries to have sex with me

you used to be able to seal your own pussy closed with a simple rune and blood sacrifice . now you have e to lock the stupid fucking cage every single day and even then that isn’t enough. i am tired

white boys take one hit of the marijuana and say “do what you must”

watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat

love is everywhere around us you just have to believe

i would chris benoit my entire family just for a chance at smelling her used panties

my Husband vaped all four years of high school and Now he must wear this 24/7 or else his pallid flesh will fold inward as a collapsing star to be cannibalized by galactic indifference like dust blown from a window sill in the shroud of night

the burgers at mcdonalds no longer have a soul. the sandwiches no longer cry out in pain when you bite down on them

[drake sitting with hunter schafer at a party table in chuck e. cheese after the euphoria finale] try the pizza my dear. it’s divine