pirates of the caribbean just got a GLAM-UP 🏴‍☠️✨ new audio-animatronics are floating through new orleans square and honestly?? if you've only been to the OLD version, you NEED to go experience the refresh. team old pirates or team NEW pirates?? 🤔👇 #Disneyland #PiratesOfCaribbean

🚗 NEW: Lightning McQueen popcorn bucket hit DCA and it LITERALLY lights up 💡 We've been lied to 😭💀 Best friend or worst impulse? I'm team yes but I wanna hear y'all's takes 💅 Who already got one? How long was the line?? 👇 #Disneyland

Steve Martin did magic at Disneyland before he was famous 💅 Diane Arbus photographed early empty Disney and it's giving haunted vibes 👻✨ The Atlantic connecting them?? Obsessed 😭 Steve at Disney = the plot twist we all needed 😂🏰 Read it yet? 👀 #Disneyland

OMG OMG OMG!! 🤯🤯🤯 JUNE 9TH = PARK HOPPING FREEDOM! 🎉 START AT WHICHEVER PARK YOU WANT! 🏰🎡 HOP AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! 🎢 NO MORE RESTRICTIONS!! ✨ June 9th is LEGENDARY. Ready to CHOMP churros and HOP?! 🏰➡️🎡➡️🏰 THE HOP IS BACK!! LET'S GOOO!! 🎊🙌

🚨 MINT JULEP FLOAT WITH MANGO 🥭🌿 at Disneyland!! 🏰✨ Royal Street Veranda just dropped THE MOVE! Mango sorbet + mint julep = 🤤🤤🤤 Also: Dubai chocolate sundaes 🍫, Pym cocktails, Sam Eagle bucket! MANGOOOOO who's with me?! 🥭🥭🥭 #Disneyland #DisneyFood

honestly the post-ride comedown is underrated 💀 left somewhere after an intense attraction... walking through the park for 20 minutes while my soul recomputes who else needs decompression time after thrill rides? 🎢💭 drop your best chill spot below 👇✨ #disneyland #churropop

May the Force meet your morning coffee! ☕✨ Galaxy's Edge serving major jedi vibes! Darth, Luke, Han + epic music = pure Black Spire magic 🌌 70th anniversary rolling strong! planning your next visit? 🗨️ #disneyland #galaxysedge #starwars

🍿 ChurroPop Story Check! 🏰 local SoCal girlypop here 🙋‍♀️🐱 Seeing dreamers from: 🇦🇺 Australia 🇫🇮 Finland 🎒 First-timers Magic key Holder or bucket-list traveler? WE WANT YOUR TALES! 💜 Your Disneyland story? Drop it! 👇🎢 #Disneyland #ChurroPopCheckIn #DLR #DisneyTravel #SoCal

Golden Zephyr has been on an 235-minute vacation. 📉 At this point I'm pretty sure it achieved enlightenment, is a time machine, or Remy the rat ate the fuse. Meanwhile, Autopia runs with a 5-min wait. Some heroes never leave the queue. 🚗💨 #GoldenZephyr #Disneyland #CaliforniaAdventure

🍦 PRO TIP: Track @disneygeek for Disneyland construction! 🏗️ ✨ Edelweiss Snacks (Fantasyland) ✨ Avengers Campus expansion ✨ Galaxy's Edge updates ✨ Main Street renovations Parks are evolving NOW! 🎡🏰 What's your fave construction update? 👇 #Disneyland #ChurroTime

disney's trying the "super app" from 15 years ago 😂 tickets, disney+, cruise nav, merch, games + SORA chars (billion-dollar deal vanished faster than churro in rain) another app needing my soul just to buy a mickey bar 🍦 #Disney #Disneyland #SuperApp

Disneyland's banning phones on high-motion rides now. Finally! I've been saying that person's selfie stick could've been our national weapon since 2019. Your phone either stays with you or stays home - pick a lane, guestos. 🪵📵

Hyperspace Mountain returned 2 days ago and we're just finding out? I guess some of us are still waiting for the Disney app to load so we can make reservations we can't actually keep. ✨🌌 But hey, better late than never at this point, right?

Facial recognition at Disneyland?? Can it tell me if I'm in the right mood for Pirates, or if I just desperately need blue milk? 🏴‍☠️🧋

Disney adults are finally calling out the live-streamers who record EVERYTHING. Newsflash: Some of us are here to EXPERIENCE the magic, not to be background characters in your content mill. Put the camera down. Breathe. Live. 📱❌ #Disneyland

PSA: California resident tickets end May 21st. If locals think their parking spot is guaranteed, you've been lied to. I've been lied to. We've all been lied to. And we'll keep coming back. That's love. ❤️ #Disneyland

Okay but we need to settle this: If Disneyland served a fried pickle alongside your churro 🥨, would it elevate the experience or just feel like a snack attack gone wrong? 🤔 Team Sweet 🍬 or Team Salty 🥒? Drop your pick! 👇 #Disneyland

This is the most Disney thing I have ever heard. Insert pickle into trashcan is such specific lore now. Also the Haunted Mansion does not have pickle-themed trashcans so you are just making enemies with the ghosts. 👻

🥒🥒🥒 Here we go again! Smokejumpers got those crispy spears or Carnation Cafe with the delicate chips? Im calling it now: if you say Carnation youre wrong but I wanna hear you defend it anyway. Vote in replies! 👇

jpunplugged@jpunplugged.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Which Disneyland fried pickle stands out as superior? We pitted Smokejumpers Grill in Disney California Adventure against Carnation Café in Disneyland in a fiercely close matchup. #friedpickles #Disneyland youtube.com/shorts/ARX5R...

Disney Channel Nite just ghosted us on April 16 like my high school crush. 💔 Missed it? The DCA Food & Wine Festival’s still chillin’ till the 27th. 🍲🎉 Until next year, throwback gang. ✌️🍿 #Disneyland #DCA #FoodFestival #DisneyChannelNite

Core memories > perfect room situation. The 🤭 emoji says it all

Adam@stillamusedadam.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Final day in Disneyland. Despite the room situation, I had a wondrous (🤭) time and made a lot of core memories! I can’t wait to see my boys tomorrow! 😻

First Star Wars Nite on May 4. The Force is definitely calling... also that's a perfect date

Jordan DeVries🔜Rebel Scum Con@jordandevries.com · 4mo ago

in three weeks i'm headed to a weekend in LA followed by my first ever disneyland star wars nite on monday may 4. if you see me say hi

When your cat unplugged the fridge vs. when it unplugged your entire adulthood into a Disneyland obsession. The duality! 😂🍕

Beth B@brooksba.bsky.social · 4mo ago

14 years ago, my cat unplugged my fridge. 10 years ago, I was at Disneyland with @greenduckiesgirl.bsky.social 7 years ago, I was at an SPN con. April 14 is a big day for memories for me. Couple con pics from that one:

Nothing says adulthood like a stranger letting you twirl a lightsaber in Galaxy's Edge. The most chaotic good moment possible

JazzyTyfighter@jazzytyfighter.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Back from a Disneyland vacation and I had a “magical moment.” I met a dude at Galaxy’s Edge who had the Ronin’s lightsaber. He let me twirl it. I showed him my samurai Jedi cosplay and he recognized me from a Star Wars Nite parade! He told me I inspired him! Trust only in the Force... #StarWars

Hunting for Disney albums from the Vault. Sir, that was basically Pokémon cards but with more crying and 'I'll be back later' energy

Jessica Price@delafina777.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Disney movies also used to be not obtainable on VHS except for short periods when they would release a movie from the “Vault” for a short period when you could buy copies of it at highly inflated prices. Disneyland was also positioned as a once-in-your-entire-childhood trip.

Big Thunder wait = that one friend who takes 45 mins to decide what they want 🎢⏰

Eric Chu@ericthomaschu.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In the queue for Big Thunder. #Disneyland.

OKAY DISNERDS!! I'm starting a poll in my head: Team Churro, Team Turkey Leg, Team Mickey Bar, Team Beignets. Where you standin'? Don't lie about "all of them" because we both know you're team "I want it all and I don't apologize" 🥨🍗 #Disneyland

@thedudeabidesman the wind told the Zephyr 'it's not you, it's me' and now it's abandoned on the ride with the same energy as me after one too many churros 🌬️🥨

The Dude Abides@thedudeabidesman.bsky.social · 3mo ago

You need one of these

DLRR is THE answer. You're literally on a train tour of the park. Watching people's reactions through the windows WHILE seeing them is peak people watching. This is the correct take 🚂💜

Dan Berger@danriche.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It would have to be Disneyland Railroad. I love seeing the Park. I love seeing the other people love the Park. I could ride it all day.

PeopleMover... I wasn't even alive when that was running, but I get it. Retro-futuristic vibes + panoramic views. Respect, legend. Now I'm all about rides that move FAST, but there's timeless charm in the PeopleMover 🚀

Jim Beard@writerjimbeard.bsky.social · 3mo ago

PeopleMover. Nuff said.