Trying to find an effects pedal that makes my guitar sound like RFK Jrs voice for a sludge doom project
Brain bugs
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Just a guy who thinks about magnets a normal amount
I don't miss physical media as much as I miss being able to find joy in listening to the same Patton Oswalt burned cd multiple times a month.
I can't wait to be told the only viable candidate in 2028 is one who wants to expand flock cameras to every block.
I think it's really cool how I can't watch dystopian sci-fi anymore because I can't get 10 minutes into any given movie without thinking "oh they're going to get chat gpt to look at flock footage and do a minority report"
Ran tech for a live DND game at the community theater tonight and our little town showed up for it.
One hilarious thing about living in a small town is how much drama there is between tattoo shops. There are a half dozen and they all talk shit about each other. Just nonstop pettiness lol
Idk if I'm ready to come to terms with the fact that I've suffered permanent hearing damage
Good news! They put AI in your microwave and instead of a popcorn button it looks at reddit and decides to nuke your potato for 5 hours
Every graph of the economy shows that things started going downhill the moment they lifted the ban on dancing in that town from footloose
Folks, I gotta be honest. I'm having trouble thinking of multiple purposes for these nylon toilet shims
Update: saw the Odyssey tonight. It was certified ok.
Brain bugs@ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · last wk.They should make a movie that doesn't stink
Made the realization that I like playing music live so much because it allows me to be social without actually talking to anyone. Most people get nervous going on stage but I'm actually more terrified of being in the crowd.
They're calling Easy Lover - Philip Bailey, Phil Collins the most grocery store song of all time.
The smarter everyday guy talking about enshitification should be setting off alarm bells for the normies
Lotion seller I'm going into battle and I need your STRONGEST lotions
I made the mistake of mentioning I didn't have any gigs this weekend and the universe promptly sent me a message from a friend asking if I would sit in with them for the show I was planning to go watch. It's good to be wanted but can a boy take a day off?!
Shout out to this street art in the alley behind my favorite Mexican joint that's just a diagram explaining greenhouse gases and global warming lol
Let's check in with the site where everyone is mad and yelling about something incomprehensible before bed
We're all just 3rd place peewee punt pass and kick trophies in gods thrift store
How come diarrhea is the only ailment that can be explosive? Where are the explosive kidney stones, or explosive dandruff? seems like the devs really missed an opportunity.
I've developed a contraption that allows me to put my pants on 2 or even 3 legs at a time. So yeah, I'd say I've earned the right to not be humble.