Cianon

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27 | worm-off-the-string acct | largely me yelling about my fucked up spine rn. prayer circle that morale improves

Dude what the fuck is Moby Dick even about everytime I see a quote from the quote bot it's genuinely Ishmael saying some bullshit like "I grabbed firmly onto his dick and slapped his buttocks so that he let out a ferocious roar like that of the whale'

mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?

Friendly reminder to everyone who said they supported voice actors during the strike last year: now's your chance to prove it by not playing one of the biggest games that was recording during it ❤️

Nervous dancing. I’m really scared that I’m developing Empty Nose Syndrome bc I think my stupid neck-skull junction is compressing ny trigeminal nervesssssss and I keep losing the ability to breathe through my nostrils when i lie down wrongggg

IN GOOD NEWS THOUGH MY FUCKIN. NEEDLESSLY SUSPICIOUS-ASS PHARMACY FINALLY APPROVED MY ABILITY TO GET REFILLS ON MY NUVIGIL AFTER OVER A YEAR!! So I don’t have to go 1-2 weeks without it every month!

I did learn that my dad’s side of the family has a history of sudden unexpected heart attacks, aneurysm, and my aunt just got 3x of her cervical vertebrae fused bc she started experiencing symptoms of cervical instability in 2022, so now I am like. Maybe getting genetic testing is a good idea

with just 4 days left in the month, we’re about 80% of the way to the sales amount we need to hit for july! we recently launched new 100% cotton skirts, silk scrunchies + our fan favorite faux wrap tops, sizes S-6X, all made ethically. if you could share this i’d really appreciate it 🙏 #store

maya kern@mayakern.com · 2w ago

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Uhh minor cut scab cw?? Can’t tell if eds thing or not when ur body just absolutely fails at making a scab on a minor injury. Like totally borks it. And you’re like :///// bc it won’t heal so u have to Remove The Scab and then once it rescabs it heals fine and better

Pros(???) of cervical instability: If I should go to sleep but I’m not tired, all I have to do is hold my head at a certain angle, and I get tired Very Quickly. This surely does not have downsides,

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC. This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers. This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.