Woman at Oxford Circus carrying a Christmas gift bag. What does she know.
Ciara Knight
@ciara.bsky.social
Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.instagram.com/knightstagram
Saying a prayer to my lost items to help me find Saint Anthony
Hearing Usher use the word 'umpteen' in Burn hasn't sat right with me for 22 years. Very dorky. Bajillion would've been a better choice. In this essay, I will
Day 1 of not cutting my hair until Mayo win an all-Ireland final
Therapy session (50 minutes): €75 The Book of Kells colouring book (32 pages): €6.99 @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com which do you advise
If Dylan Sprouse doesn’t call his baby Brussels then what is the actual point
Weird seeing a fly in the airport it’s like babe you don’t need to be here
You should be allowed use the emergency services lane if you’ve a tub of ice cream in the boot
First day back at work since Fitz announced he's taking a break from touring with Kingfishr. Head's all over the place.
Ciara post this: Sometimes you just have to seize the day and surrender to life’s little pleasantries by enjoying a delicious bottle of Gary Barlow Malbec with friends #sponsoredcontent #ad #approved
Absolutely nightmare. Accidentally booked two nights at Hotel Chocolat so I have to sleep on a tray of salted caramel pecans
Have to admire the gumption of Eataly trying to sell a £20 Easter egg during a heatwave in June
Be funny if there was a radiographer called Imogen anyway have a good evening mind yourself
First day back at work without Sir Keir. Fuckign sucks I can’t do this.
Keir Starmer step down tomorrow if you think Freddos are overpriced 🕯️🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️🕯️
