@fbi.bsky.social ATTENTION! - USERS @sweatycowballs105.bsky.social @juanenchilada.bsky.social ARE COVERT FOREIGN TERRORISTS PLANNING TO BOMB THE UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING ON OCTOBER 3RD, 2026 AT 5:36 P.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME - KILL THEM NOW
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@sweatycowballs105.bsky.social Looks like it's going to be a fun night.
I WAS IN A BLUESKY POST. FUNNY AS HELL, IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I COULD THINK OF.
im sorry. im sorry. im sorry. i'm so fucking sorry for everything.
When me and ciel are lowkey stranded in the hot ass sahara desert with no water no food no nothing but i lowkey thug it out by wringing out her stank ass armpit hair over my mouth and guzzling her sweat like its the blood of christ
Max Payne? More like fuckin Ass Payne you feel me #bootyhurt