CindyWritesFunny

@cindywritesfunny.bsky.social

Writer/librarian, champion procrastinator. NC captive from CT. Reads banned books and cereal boxes. https://www.dearmomm.com No DM's. No religion. No AI

“Zelenskyy could’ve stopped this war many times, and he chose not to … he better damn well stop” — Trump is no longer trying to conceal that he’s fully on Putin’s side

The President vs. every member of Congress COMBINED. Guess who made more personal financial trades? Donald Trump — with 28,000+ trades. Stock trading by top government officials should be illegal—no owning, buying, or selling stocks.

Democrats like Jon Ossoff and Abdul El-Sayed are holding MAGA's feet to the fire, and I'm all for it. Between low blows and looking foolish, this week's debates in MI and GA were a disaster for the GOP. Mike Rogers attacked El-Sayed's mother and Mike Collins had no retorts but "woke radical.".

Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp

Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.

"A survivor could do everything “right” — fight back, scream No, get DNA on them, tell an outcry witness of their assault, rush first thing to the hospital without showering for a rape kit, even somehow capture the assault on camera — and the public at large would still find a way to blame her."

We Are All Jane Doe

For young women, the alleged “Cornell Gang Rape” is not just a nightmare — it’s a danger that is always there.

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7 shots fired into an SUV with a 5-year-old child in the back seat as the vehicle was moving away. Markwayne Mullin claims the driver “weaponized” his vehicle. Bullshit! “Weaponized vehicle” has become ICE’s go-to excuse for shooting folks. Where’s the evidence? It’s not in this new footage.

Trump showed up in Texas looking for cheers. Instead, his rally turned into absolute chaos. Protesters interrupting, Trump supporters getting physical, shouting matches, and security scrambling. So much for that Paxton boost.