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𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 + 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 • 𝘩𝘦/𝘩𝘪𝘮 • 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 🇨🇦 • 🏳️🌈 • 🔞
These loaded ketchup kettle chips are tasting like scrumptious breakfast home fries. 🤤
Remember those videos of people making "drinks" in toilet bowls that were just like packets of candy, a tub of ice cream and several bottles of soda? 🙃
Thinking about how little you needed as a kid to throw a fun party.
Ryan Murphy would have gotten better critical reviews if he'd called it The Sharts and not The Shards. Facts.
Oh hallelujah, Bluesky reverted its change and everyone's following lists are ordered chronologically again, with the most recent follow at the top (instead of constantly mixing them up and listing people with like 30K followers above everyone else).
Thinking about how you can cease to exist to a bloomf if they only look at new content on here from a pre-made list. If you're not on it then they will never be able to see you unless you became a constant reply guy and literally forced your presence on them. 😭
You know what I'm not going to miss when the weather gets colder? THE SMELL OF DRIED URINE ON SIDEWALKS.
I grew up watching Lloyd Robertson on the nightly news with my parents. He was always a measured and authoritative voice Canadians like myself could trust. One could say he was Canada's version of Walter Cronkite—a true broadcasting stalwart. So yes, I am sad to hear of his passing. RIP to an icon.
Taking in some cinémá on Cheap Tuesday before bedtime. Heard good things about this one!
☕️: 3 (sometimes 4 if the coffee is still too hot and I'm in a dash) 🍞: 3 🥩: 2 (though I may do 1 if the cut of meat is of a particularly fine quality)
An August Corey 👑 🏳️🌈@thealmostbear.bsky.social · yesterday☕️: between 1 and 5 depending on mood (often 1) 🍞: between 1 and 4 (often 1 or 3) 🥩: 3 or 4, at times 2.
Wait. Spokane is pronounce "spo-CAHN" and not "spo-CANE"??? What the fuck???
I discovered something else! The app no longer seems to list who other people follow chronologically. 😭 Which is such a dumb change tbh!
ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ@cinemagay.bsky.social · yesterdayWhoaaaaa, when you click on a post you can now see which oomfies have liked it underneath the like button. 😮
This man must have the most shit-stained underpants in the world.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Whoaaaaa, when you click on a post you can now see which oomfies have liked it underneath the like button. 😮
It's kind of exhilarating how showing toes in public makes you feel like a badass harlot.
TIFF announced all their arty/experimental films today (read: my favourite section of their programming) and I can't fucking wait to indulge next month.
Yellow Duck Smoking
ALT: Yellow Duck Smoking
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Since every gay under the sun is starring in Oh, Mary! these days, I fully expect to see a bloomfie announce one day that they're also going to be playing Mary.
Well, this hookup went from "anon" to "ah fuck it, you're really hot so what the hell, you can see my face and body too" pretty fast. 😂
I'm sorry but Tom Holland is not a man. He's a twink. Ergo, his movies should be called Spider Twink. Enough with this false advertising.
Is it a coincidence that I'm 5 lbs lighter today versus last Monday and I didn't go to the cottage this weekend? It's impossible not to eat a lot when at the cottage. 🙈
We don't need fucking data centres if they're going to be used by someone like Mario Lopez to make creepy incest videos of his niece. 🤮 Get out of there with that shit.
Foot gays whenever they see normal gays complaining about guys taking their shoes off in the gym
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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2/5 (a job and driver's licence) 😎 Though I'm not completely incapable of topping (I last did it a week ago) so maybe I can get away with 2.5?
keith@alolankeith.bsky.social · 2d ago3 out of 5 isn't bad
Walked over 15,000 steps today 😮💨 But worth it! Better than sitting at home. And I can now say I've been to a new part of Toronto! 🥳
Tried a brand new cuisine today: Georgian! And it was delicious! 🤤
