“Neither would I. But I’d like to avoid bringing that hellscape to my home”
Chloë Valiant@chloe.sunder.my · 6d ago"I would not enjoy another venture to that hellscape."
Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe
@ciscovibe.bsky.social
DNA rewritten by dimensional tear, Vibe uses his genius & powers to fight crime, & helps ARGUS detain otherworldly villains. ARGUS Dir. of Technology & Science
Chloë Valiant@chloe.sunder.my · 6d ago“I have almost died and lost too many people to those filthy bugs. If I could I’d find their source planet and nuke it. It’s the only way to be sure.”
// Man has too much Xeno trauma
Think I saw a horse that does taxes on an episode of some cartoon once
“……I want to kick this dude’s ass. Or make him lose his teeth. …according to the file I read, he sharpens them himself. Christ, what a freak.”
“…Damn she’s hot when she’s angry…” ………… “I said that out loud”
“I gotta see the baby!” he gets trampled by a monster “GET OFF!”
Gives @nettlebehr.bsky.social 2 Canadian dollars, a bag of Monopoy money, and half a pack of empty diapers Leaves
falls out of a breach, his forehead bleeding “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” vomits
“Wait. Did someone say dragon? You fought a dragon?”
// The moment Doctor Fate has his back turned! Two and a half minutes later…….
“Yeah. Probably not the best idea. My thought it just they’re probably gonna fight again the moment Doctor Fate has his back turned.”
“Why don’t you have them engage in a wizards duel or something?”
“Only person with top vibes is me. I top vibes so much my name is Vibe.”
“Supergirl sort of looks like The Dude.”
“Cienn has been pregnant for 46 years”
Unskippable 30 second Mat Ad
I’m gonna teach Cienn’s kid how to dance. Assuming my back doesn’t give out before she’s able to dance.
“Oh. You mean DuckTales. You gotta watch the reboot. They give the characters a bit more character. Now it’s easier to tell the ducks apart because each has a distinct personality. At least that’s my opinion.”
Huey@achopperpilot.bsky.social · 5mo ago"I didn't know there was a band called Huey at all. I was thinking of the duck kid and the helicopter I flew. I'll give it a listen. Now I'm curious."
moonwalks “Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big -c-
Huey@achopperpilot.bsky.social · 5mo agoPlease do. I'm lost.
I’m about to quote American Psycho for Huey
Just be thankful your name isn’t Launchpad.
Huey@achopperpilot.bsky.social · 5mo agoThose are way better names.
I think you mean Jet, Turbo, and Rebel