Michael Kohl

@citizen428.net

Your friendly neighborhood anarcho-cynicalist. I do things with computers and occasionally succeed. 🇦🇹 in 🇹🇭 since 2013. Fan of 1990s pop culture. I delete old posts. I'm more active on Mastodon: https://chaos.social/@citizen428

Is "radicalized by billionaires' dumb hot takes" a recognized category now? It definitely should be. Some days, I feel like I'm 3 posts away from looking for an online course on artisanal guillotine making.

Why do so many CLI tools feel like they can just go and add their shit to my shell startup files? I have a pretty specific way of managing my config. I do not want a tool to randomly vomit something into wherever it thinks is the right place.

Oh boy, movie producers sure love the word “firewall” even though they have no idea what it means. “This keys’s firewall is level <insert mumbo-jumbo> […] One level short of military grade” From 捕风追影 (The Shadow’s Edge)

While there were some good #donghua movies like 哪吒 1 & 2 and 浪浪山小妖怪, I never quite found a show I liked. After the first 2 episodes, 凸变英雄X looks like it could change that. I guess it doesn't hurt that it was co-produced by Aniplex.

Standalone ActivityPub bots in TypeScript "BotKit is a TypeScript framework for standalone ActivityPub bots. No Mastodon account and no 500‑character limit: your bot runs as a complete fediverse server, and it fits in a single file. " https://botkit.fedify.dev/

Standalone ActivityPub bots in TypeScript

BotKit is a TypeScript framework for building standalone ActivityPub bots for the fediverse: its own server, not a Mastodon or Misskey account. Built by the Fedify team.

botkit.fedify.dev

Been feeling a bit demotivated lately. So I did what every responsible adult would do and booked a flight to Tbilisi, Georgia 🇬🇪 in 3 weeks. Back 16 days later from Yerevan, Armenia 🇦🇲. No plans so far, just how I like it.

Had a hard time motivating myself to do client work today. Finally managed to get started, but in the process noticed a little bug in KDE’s digital clock applet. Obviously that nerd-sniped me into fixing that first, so I still haven’t done any actual work. Le sigh.

What a sentence: "It was likely just a perfectly reasonable aesthetic choice in the 1980s - a decade that normalized concepts like the mullet, neon pink tracksuits, and starting the morning with a few lines of blow before firing up the Bloomberg terminal to commit large scale securities fraud."

"This project generated around 30 Billion individual 4kB files of random data. These files were winnowed down to about 10,000 through some heuristics gleaned from the complete collection of Atari ROM files.

Asked a friend about how their job is going (dev team lead). Answer: "[T]here’s also a lot of pressure to showcase that you’re utilizing AI." So tired of this shit.

The year is 2031. A loaf of bread costs $156. Every 3 months when the orbital data centers align in just the right way, we get 12 minutes of natural light. Billionaires still don’t pay taxes but blame avocado toasts for our misery. #microfiction

Ryu Ga Gotoku (aka Yakuza) really is my comfort game series. Not only are there a ton of games spanning the in-universe timeline from 1988 to 2024, but it's also just fun to walk around Kamurocho or Sotenbori.

I often suck when it comes to self-care, so I'm quite proud that I realized that today and gave myself permission to be absolutely lazy. Should be normal on a Sunday, but it's been a bit of a week, and once you get going, it's often hard to stop. Baby steps.