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◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇@gorbinius.bsky.social · 2mo ago

More new and old but coloured sketch for Siren Hua Cheng Au!🐠🐠 #tgcf #hualian

Context is, Xie Lian is applying sunscreen on Hua Cheng shoulders. He's very into it.

◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇@gorbinius.bsky.social · 3w ago

Caught a weird fish 🤔 #tgcf #huacheng

Siren Hua Cheng caught in a fish net. He's very upset and will claw your face off if you get too close. Unless you're Xie Lian of course. Someone help him :(

Lu🌝 | Comms open!@moonnogginn.bsky.social · 2w ago

You might want to check the stove Xie Lian....

Xie Lian and Hua Cheng (san lang form) are interrupted while making out. someone outside knocks on the door and shouts: "daozhang! are you there!? there's smoke coming from the temple!!" There's some smoke behind them. Xie Lian, surprised, is looking towards the direction of the scream, while pinning HC agains a surface. HC is looking at XL in a daze but mildly annoyed while wraping his legs around him.

Shunya @dverr.bsky.social · 2w ago

Something something, Xie Lian having psychosomatic pain because of all the trauma and Hua Cheng feeling useless since he can't do anything about it something something.... #hualian #tgcf

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2w ago

butch ling wen save us

🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱@oddoblivion.bsky.social · 4w ago

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 4w ago

I don’t understand why no one talks about how debilitating anxiety is

🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱@oddoblivion.bsky.social · last mo.

GRAAAH OUUUUUUGH AAAAAAAAH

Tiny Gege 🦋@tinygege.bsky.social · last mo.

At a rbnb with @citronverveine.bsky.social and....Hualian would totally have this at home...they would hold hands under the water....among other things.....🫪

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · last mo.

I would like to believe I’m the first person who took Lianlian to the castle of Pau #minidoll

xie lian minidoll in a pink dress in front of a castle

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · last mo.

Undertale… If I can just chill with Toriel and leave without trouble after a year, I will do it gladly!:D

Nina Marotta ☢️💙@mrschief7.bsky.social · last mo.

You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?

Tiny Gege 🦋@tinygege.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Am I crazy or is this Jesus plush totally Xie Lian

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

man I really could not transition bc anytime I see tips to look/sound more masculine or feminine I’m like "What? Since when is that specifically feminine? (or masculine)" and then I get really mad about gender and I just want no gender at all to exist because it is all so fucking stupid, like

Lu🌝 | Comms open!@moonnogginn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"To die in battle for you is my greatest honor" #TGCF #hualian

Illustration depicting Hua Cheng's final moments during his first death. Painted with an overall pink palette and structured in three parts: first, a panel with a close-up of Xie Lian's face looking down and smiling during the Shangyuan procession; second, Xie Lian with soldier Hua Cheng's head in his lap, he is smiling down at him and caressing his face while pink flowers burst from his sleeves, HC is smiling and crying as he hold on to the red pearl; third, a close-up of HC's face as he lies dead on the ground, still holding on to the pearl, the flying petals turning into fire embers floating in the air.

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’ve had time to think about it and I don’t really care about BL anymore

professional Weird Feeling haver@citronverveine.bsky.social · 5mo ago

am i bored of gay sex? or bored of sex as a whole? OR, am i bored of porn and aesthetically pleasing but unrealistic depictions of sex? Or am i just bored of everything ever and see no point to life

ailuridae arirang @ailuridaen.bsky.social · 2mo ago

my years-long typesetting project is the bible typeset of TGCF with xie lian’s words in red. Book one is 393 pages in 10pt type

Page 1 of tgcf, formatted like the bible:
Among the gods of the heavens, there was a famous laughing stock known throughout the three realms.
Legend has it that eight hundred years ago, there was an ancient country within the Central Plains called Xian Le nation*.
The ancient nation of Xian Le had vast territory, abundant resources and content citizens. The country had four treasures: delicate beauties aplenty, thriving arts and literature, treasures of gold and jewels, and last but not least, their renowned Royal Highness the Crown Prince.
This person, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince......one could say he was a strange man.
The Emperor and Empress considered him to be the apple of their eyes. They doted on him immensely and would often proudly proclaim, "In the future, my son will surely become a wise monarch, leaving a reputable impression for generations to come."
Yet, in regards to what came with royalty, of riches, power and honour, the Crown Prince had no interest in any of them.
What he was interested in, quoting the very words he often said to himself, was— "I want to save the common folks!"

Chapter 2 of tgcf, formatted like the bible:

The First Arc: Blood Rain Reaching
Towards a Flower
Scrap-Collecting Immortals Third Ascension To Godhood
"Congratulations, Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince."
Hearing those words, Xie Lian raised his head and smiled before he spoke, "Thank you. But may I ask what exactly you are congratulating me for?"
Ling Wen ZhenJun stood with her arms crossed as she said,
"Congratulations for placing first on the list of 'Heaven's Officials most anticipated to be demoted and banished to the mortal realm'."
Xie Lian replied, "No matter how you say it, it's still first place. But I think that if you're congratulating me, then it should still be a position worth being happy about?"
Ling Wen stated, "Yes, if you're first, you can get one hundred merits." Xie Lian responded immediately,
"Next time, if there is another list like this, by all means, please put me on it."
Ling Wen asked, "Do you know who is in second place?"
Xie Lian thought for a moment before replying, "That is too hard to guess. After all, just based on strength, I alone ought to be able to take the top three places."
Ling Wen answered, "That's more or less right. There isn't a second place. The moment you started, others could only see your dust with no hopes of catching up."
Xie Lin said, "I dare not accept the honor. Who was the first place winner from the previous years?"
Ling Wen stated,
"There wasn't one because this list was created this year. More accurately, it was set up today."
"Eh," Xie Lian blanked for a bit before asking, "Based on what you said, this list wasn't created specifically for me, was it?"
Ling Wen responded, "You can think of it as luckily winning merely because you were coincidentally in time for it."
Xie Lian said with a face full of smiles, "All right, if I think about it like that, I will be slightly happier." Ling Wen continued to say, "Do you know why you would seize first place?"
Xie Lian replied, "Everyone expects it."

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

pretty girl in my lap needed rn

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Anxiety doesn’t want you to know this but you can do whatever you want. Even if other people don’t like it

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I don’t want this to be true but I feel like the end of 2026 is going to be hell for me

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have a video of lianlian that i find extremely funny but i never posted it because you can see all the trash in my room in the background

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You think you have it hard? Try being a top with shoulder and wrist pain

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Japan really hit the mark with Hanahaki disease. Like yeah that’s how it feels

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

is this dysphoria /gen

professional Weird Feeling haver@citronverveine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In 2024/25 I experimented with my style and dressed very feminine. I wanted to wear almost exclusively skirts and dresses, lots of jewelry and lace, and heels. Because I love feminine fashion. But I thought I looked too conforming, despite trying to dress too extravagant for conformity(1). 1/9

Omer🤸‍♀️🔞@yahaboot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 7mo ago

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇@gorbinius.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Would you trust him and get in the water?🤨 #huacheng #tgcf

Siren Hua Cheng poking his head out the water, looking as non threatening as possible to get Gege's attention. What does he want? Why is he pouty and about to (fake) cry? What's with the droopy ears and his wet cat(?) appearance???

Minny🍉(๑òᆺó๑)@minryll.bsky.social · 5mo ago

sleeping in the heart of paradise #tgcf #天官赐福 #hualian

◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇@gorbinius.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Having lots of fun with this AU😌 #hualian #tgcf

Siren Hua Cheng with his tail coiled around Human Xie Lian waist and leg, both underwater. They're holding onto each other and Xie Lian is also holding his breath. (Dw hua cheng can transfer oxygen 😌)

MaeHwaMei@maehwamei.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Siren #HuaCheng whose species has adapted to the deepest parts of the ocean. Though he can still emerge, his body is that of a creature of the abysses with white, almost translucent skin that sometimes becomes see-through and shows the red tendrils of blood vessels underneath. +

professional Weird Feeling haver @citronverveine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

sometimes I’m like (self) you listen to depressing music too much maybe that’s not good for your mood, let’s listen to upbeat music. But when i listen to upbeat music i kinda start to cry

◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇@gorbinius.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Abyssal Siren Hua Cheng, yay! #huacheng #tgcf #tianguancifu #sirendesign

digital art of Abyssal siren Hua Cheng, with red bioluminescent algae as hair decorations and many red glowing stripes all over his body. He's missing an eye and the other is quite clear, as if partially blind like deep sea fish.