You know, for a puppet, he looks like he was generated in a DEAD-A center with GHOULgle Gemin-DIE!
Civvie11
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Internet retro game talking head person who is on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/civvie11
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER BEFORE 4: DEMONS FROM THE PORTAL TO HELL I OPENED ARE STILL IN THE FAVELA AND NOW I HAVE TO SAVE MAMADAS FROM RONALDO situation is crazy. youtu.be/A45giYPKMRU
CV11-8A-241 - RONALDO'S REVENGE
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ON TODAY'S EPISODE: Civvie11 ate two loads of id Software and Machinegames' buckshot. youtu.be/SihAHcOP7Fo
VULGAR DISPLAYS OF POWER
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hey listen if you're upset that I called Shub Niggurath "woke bullshit" (as at least three people so far have been), try to remember that I'm saying this about a character with THAT name created by H.P. Lovecraft and ask yourself if I might be making a joke
On today's episode, the abyss stares back and blows cigar smoke in my face and calls me a pussy youtu.be/x01l2InXEBM
STARING INTO THE BOOMSHOOT ABYSS
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I probably should have said Doom Eternal was the most influential *FPS* of the decade, but I didn't expect press coverage on a video mostly about 30-year-old Quake expansions
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 3mo agoCivvie Says Shooter Revival Made Possible By Staff Xbox Laid Off https://kotaku.com/shooter-historian-civvie-11-says-xbox-laid-off-those-responsible-for-the-decades-most-influential-game-2000717437
CLASSIC QUAKE EXPANSIONS PLUS AN INTRO THAT TOOK A PIECE OF MY SOUL youtu.be/tKHPtFO2Roc
CLASSIC QUAKE EXPANSIONS
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So Microsoft, after hoovering up a bunch of studios in a stupid, expensive gamble, turned around and fucked them when they couldn't meet the absurd financial demands necessitated by the stupid, expensive gamble?
Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Only slightly worse Scarlet Letter than "EGS Exclusive" www.gamesradar.com/games/epic-g...
Epic Games boss calls Steam AI disclosures "really irresponsible of Valve" as they make it "much, much, much harder for a game developer to have a chance of success"
"You have to get this Scarlet Letter of AI attached to your product"
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Thief 3 ends with a bang so loud even the drunk guards investigate. THE LAST HEIST! youtu.be/TGfr0Dlr7Fk
THE LAST HEIST
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Update: SiN shotgun still goated
Nightdive Studios@nightdivestudios.bsky.social · 4mo agoCan't believe the news today, the demo is out and you've gotta play 👀 Get ready for SiN-day, bloody SiN-day with a brand new gameplay trailer for SiN: Reloaded! Check out the playable demo on Steam, available now! ☣️ youtu.be/TDQOhOzgYj0?...
TODAY'S EPISODE: A classic DOS... gem? Kinda. It's complicated. Your dog needs you. youtu.be/5OWxsKXmhjE
KEN'S EPIC MEGALABYRINTH
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29 years ago, Blood unleashed Caleb onto the world. Originally beginning life at Apogee, Blood became one of the most legendary Build Engine shooters ever made. “Thank you for keeping Blood and Caleb alive!” - Nick Newhard, original game director, now working with Apogee again.
TODAY'S EPISODE: MOUSE: P.I. FOR HIRE. IT'S DANGEROUSLY CHEESY. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIJY...
THE SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE MOUSE DETECTIVE
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Hollywood is actually so shitty that I keep seeing younger people discovering terrible movies from the 90s and saying "this is awesome why can't we have movies like this anymore" and it's The Phantom with Billy Zane. As a society, we have truly forgotten how to SLAM EVIL.
As I get completely lost scripting a video for MOUSE GAME, here's another Petty Thief installment to tide you over until my inevitable ruin. youtu.be/4iPINNmdJIA
PETTY THIEF: DEADLY SHADOWS #3
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Whoever winnings, we lose. The final boss of "You can't hide forever from" videos. KREED II: HYPERKREED www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLi...
KREED II: HYPERKREED
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Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:
PC Gamer@pcgamer.com · 7mo ago"We as developers and players need to push back against this bullsh*t just like we did with NFTs and crypto games and try in vain to do with predatory micro transactions, loot boxes and battle passes."
Heretic 2's always been kind of a pain in the ass to get working on modern PCs. Heretic2R is a new reverse-engineered source port that alleviates much of this, and its first release just dropped: github.com/m-x-d/Hereti...
ON TODAY'S EPISODE: NEVER TALKING. JUST KEEPS WALKING. FRAGGING WITH MAGIC. It's WIZORDUM! youtu.be/PJLe9nKBXB8
MY BRAIN CHEMICALLY DESIRES WIZORDUM
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oh thank god i was worried games had too much intentional character design instead of making them look like fake Instagram profiles. This will surely usher in the next generation of me wondering if I will taste good for the maggots
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 7mo agoDigital Foundry: Hands-On With DLSS 5: Our First Look At Nvidia's Next-Gen Photo-Realistic Lighting www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zlw...
You'll never believe what happens when this AVERAGE THIEF touches WATER youtu.be/uGWZzn_GPQs
PETTY THIEF: DEADLY SHADOWS #2
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