People think founders want Lamborghinis. No, most of us just want to pick our kids up from school. ...in a Lamborghini, of course 😂
Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Developer who ships real products and sometimes useless SaaS projects (well most of the time) Sharing everything like a teen influencer + free deploy guides
Cats are natural founders. They understand leverage. Why hunt when you can convince a human to become your unpaid operations team?
I’m building SaaSanity. Part landing-page audit. Part founder intervention. Part AI saying, “This hero section is not about the customer, is it?”
Let’s build a work-life balance app and burn out while doing it
Manual coding is dead. Anyway, I just built an app on my phone with no internet and no console.log, like a medieval JavaScript peasant. Who’s joining my coding Amish community? 👨🏻🌾
It’s not “copy/paste,” it’s “code recycling.” I’m saving the planet 😎
The most expensive employee in the company is the founder doing admin
The hardest part of persistence is the complete lack of cinematic music while you continue 💯
Some bugs had been sitting in production for months, only to choose violence during the demo 😈
I love humans. We’ll literally invent lab-grown mammoths before voluntarily giving up burgers 😅
The AI test has evolved. Fast responses are now suspicious. Slow down.
Startup twitter really convinces you everyone wakes up at 5 AM to optimize a second brain. Most people just want to clock out and watch Netflix though
Sunday coding session. Step 1: Open laptop. Step 2: Take photo. Step 3: Close laptop. Step 4: Tweet about the grind.
Me: "Nobody would ever do that." Production: "Allow me to introduce Steve."
Why in literally every meeting, there’s always that one person whose Wi-Fi is buffering?
The closer a company is to collapse, the more frequent the pizza parties 🍕
The market has a favorite phrase: “Sounds great.” Unfortunately it spends money using different words 😅
The best AI-generated code has one defining feature - nobody can tell 🤫
Cursor is great and all, but have you tried Cat-sor? It physically prevents you from introducing bugs. One treat per prompt. Premium starts at tuna 🎣
A horoscope says "big changes coming next month". So does your product roadmap. Neither of them is accountable for being wrong 🤷🏼♀️
Built an app on my phone on a flight to Istanbul. No internet. No ChatGPT. No Google. No DevTools. Every bug had to be solved using the ancient art of... thinking.
If aliens landed last night… They’d assume honking is how humans reproduce. You haven’t really experienced Spain until someone’s celebrated a football trophy directly under your bedroom window. My sleep schedule lost 7-0.