My bisexuality has swung wildly out of balance and I fear I may unintentionally become a functional lesbian. Pls save me from myself

Reminder to think critically before sending written communication. No matter how much I like someone, my safety comes first

I bought my first pair of Larroudé flats, and they are the closest I’ve ever felt to barefoot while still wear shoes. Now I need them in every color

Drinking a Madeira older than me >>>

The reason I’m not compatible with low effort men isn’t that I’m “too high maintenance.” I simply expect men to treat me equally as well or better than I treat myself

My beige flag is that I’m most productive from 9pm-1am

What do we think of gossip chairs? They’re so fun but I can’t figure out how to style them

You know what would be chic? Gifting me a bottle of Macallan 25

In need of recs for a warm, amber, vanilla body wash and/or lotion. Most products marketed to women are sickeningly gourmand. Maybe I need to look into men’s products?

The number of people on the internet who can’t comprehend hyperbole is so appalling my prefrontal cortex might spontaneously combust

Houston summers are unbearable. I prefer to avoid the outdoors and turn up the heat in the bedroom instead

Crossed the World Cup off my bucket list. Let’s do it again in 4 years

I had a dream the diamonds fell out of my David Yurman bracelet and woke up in a cold sweat. Even got out of bed to make sure all the stones were still there 😅

Boston is always culturally jarring. What do you mean 3 grown men watched me struggle with my checked bag?? In TX I can barely open a door without a man intervening

Kylie in Schiaparelli 💅

The tragedy of New York fashion sense while living in Texas

I can’t decide if John Summit lighting his Rimowa on fire is good or bad publicity

You will NEVER catch me self-parking. I can’t pass up the convenience and comfort of valet

In case you’re wondering, taking me shopping makes a lasting impression

Take me back to Vegas pls

Dear Musaafer, you are that girl

The feminine urge to order 3 dozen oysters and a dirty martini

A new habit I’ve adopted recently is buying clothing a size up when mine is out of stock. I’d way rather take it to my tailor than miss out on a piece I love

I can never spend enough time at museums. Mexico City, I’ll be back for more

Back at the spa for R&R like I deserve

NEED this clutch for summer

At AP. Should I get it?

added KMB to my portfolio today. I’m optimistic about the Kenvue acquisition

In need of new chopsticks. Any favorite brands?

Men should consider it a privilege to step up and provide. Somewhere along the way we lost the plot