This app was an experiment and it’s not working. I can’t see anything of yours and you can’t see anything of mine. Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
Claire Hopple
@clairehopple.bsky.social
Author of six lil books. Fiction editor at XRAY. Stories in Wigleaf, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Forever Mag, HAD, etc. clairehopple.com
Forgot to turn on the fan during the “everything” shower 😶🌫️
Gonna make a text and video platform called GreenerGrass
This is going to be good ✨ come thru if you're in Asheville.
Claire Hopple@clairehopple.bsky.social · 2y agoNever would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot! www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
Never would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot! www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
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She spent her life entering passwords and verification codes
My secret power is getting through life without knowing any street names
When I say “in da club” I mean the grocery store parking lot, eatin’ a lil treat
Today is January 50th. Only 127 days until the end of the month.
I don’t want to age like Demi Moore, skinny and botoxed and beautiful and working her ass off and looking 40 at 62. I want to age like a Mediterranean man, wrinkling like a raisin and playing cards and drinking grappa all day with my friends in a bar that smells of salt and cigars.
Just like the planet you’re getting hotter every year but at what cost
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can go to bed whenever you want on NYE; the new year will still arrive on time
2024 was rough, but I’m so thankful for potable water, my new job, YOU, and a slowly healing city. I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.
Gracefully leaving a party by rolling credits of the hosts
Dine in? Nope, I’ll eat my 11-inch personal pizza in the car like a savage, thank you.
My space heater deserves a Christmas bonus because nobody works harder
Rootie-toot-toots? Rummy-tum-tums? Does Santa need some Pepto or what
When you take a nap, part of you stays asleep for the rest of the day. When you fall asleep that night, this part wakes up to become the monster under your bed.
First blurb came in! And from none other than the brilliant @benloory.bsky.social Preorder here www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...
How many of my fellow 90s kids spent a school year in a trailer classroom
It’s disconcerting when toiletry products smell like food—now my pits smell like vanilla cupcakes, what do they want me to do
A renowned topiarist. An estranged dermatologist. A delightfully mysterious piece by @clairehopple.bsky.social you should indulge... right now.
Claire Hopple@clairehopple.bsky.social · 2y agoSo honored to appear in the brand new Terrazzo Editions. You can read my story and our interview here www.terrazzoeditions.com/terrazzomag/...