Discord pulling you aside: we're gonna need to carbon date that placenta chief

learning how to make music... very quietly... in the background. It might take me a while, I'm so tone-deaf and. I feel like the first song I post has to be inexplicably good, but what I'm making is very explicably Bad lmao

Just saw the end of TADC... it was really really good. No notes. It put me in a kind of depression, as most good stories do. Takes a beautiful post-story walk and barfs occasionally

runs in and takes the biggset gulp of coffee you ever did see and dies instaantanciously

I keep seeing this comparison, but guys... I promise that you pirating a song is not the same as ai companies siphoning the blood and bone of every musician on earth to build a machine that can kill hatsune miku.

Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT. Here's the trailer if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y2...

DELTARUNE – Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026

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my Zelda Opinion is that it should start you with like 20 hearts and every time you do a Thing you lose one until you only have 3 left. y'know like real life.

The PS1's processor was too weak to render Cid cussing, so I'm very excited to see hear and perhaps feel them in HD

Matt Mercer lives in the same area of my brain as Todd Howard, and this has caused like 30 critical misunderstandings in my life.

I love battle barks. The Devil will be like "Burn this into your very soul" and they're fighting like a chicken.

Ingrid is the best Streets Fighter because she is the only one who does not smell like Gym. Even Tifa smells a little like gym, you understand completely thank you

No one told me video games was today. did we win?

"How much money for you to throw away your principles" When I was young, I spent 2 years doing tech support for an ISP. Then one day, my supervisor sat on a call, and made me upsell McAfee AV to a sweet grandma.. I quit my job the next day. Iunno man I'd rather die than feel like that again lmao

Wolfenstein set in Silicon Valley would be juuust about as morally uncomplicated to me at this point

Cop Meowth: the wounds on the victim are consistent with a STAB Rock Smash, and guess what HM we found in your trainer's apartment... give him up pal

"I lied... it's actually chunky" o-oh, of course it is, I like chunky! I like how it has chunks! "It's actually smooth" *drops the uncrustable*

I am well!! walked 5 miles home after some good old uninsured general anesthetic. *a bald eagle screams in the background*

I love you, I love my friends, my ghost will haunt you forever *makes a nice post, for the 0% chance the dentist slimes me*

I found out my mom has more followers than me. Congrats to her!! *has a sephiroth-like breakdown in the nibelheim manor basement*

The dad from Calvin & Hobbes would be immediately cool with Calvin and Hobbesmon going to the digital world. This is the metric I have chosen to rate all Dads against.

Fox McCloud fighting the Train Guy for the 5th iteration, feeling in his heart that he's been here before. No, that can't possibly be. But how did I know where each switch would be? My feet feel weird.

finally reached the OpenGL level of "could've been done in a game engine from 10 years ago" (this is extremely cute and hot of me, apparently, I read somewhere)

My OpenGL renderer is really rendering the orbs now! *walks off stage and has 15 mental breakdowns in a row*

oopsie, I dropped my resume~ *bends over perfectly* "I'm sorry this position requires someone who can hold things, guards kill them"

Should've hired me to delete your website accidentally, instead of claude. You could be strangling an actual person right now. My neck is so wringable, you could kill me easily and know my soul would burn forever. You cannot automate this.

(nerd nonsense) wrote a tool yesterday to build hitboxes from a pixel sketch. Has stuff to snap to nice slopes and figure out chorded circles and stuff-f-f-f

one tooth in the back: I hurt... her fellow sister teeth: *we* hurt

the two kinds of Dad are Mother 2 and (when times are rough) Mother 3

game: cute kid! me: cute kid! game: and you are her over-protective father me: *recoiling backwards so hard I skid across a lake*