My brain the last 72 hours: “WUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNG WUUUUUU TANNNNNG”
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
Are we posting favorite tweets? “No it’s Africa by Toto” is often said in our household
My submission: youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY?...
Carol Burnett Show outtakes - Tim Conway's Elephant Story
YouTube video by The Carol Burnett Show Official
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🐇 Rabbit! Don't pull cruel pranks, but do celebrate April Fools by revisiting jokes or comedy that make you feel good. Laughter is powerful, laughter is necessary, laughter is amazing – especially when shared.
From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.
A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on
I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.
I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household
Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh
Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person: “But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?” “OH.” “Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?” “OMG NOT RANDOM.” “Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!” “OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.” Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!
Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.
A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.
Should I start watching Gilmore Girls check one ▫️ yes ▫️ no
Look I’m just saying that if people think I am a Disney adult and I really wanted them to not think I am a Disney adult I would make damn sure my headwear would not even remotely resemble mouse ears
This is the scene where God looks right at the camera and says, “The Aristocrats!”
I spend way too much time thinking about the Madrigal family’s powers. When Julieta “heals you with a meal,” is that just like for your latest injury, or does it reset you completely? If so, what about any body modifications like tattoos or piercings?
In the new Wallace and Gromit movie if you pause the movie at just the right time you can see Wallace’s bum
I’m going to be honest I feel like the New Year’s Eve novelty glasses have gone downhill since 2009
What are the odds we *both* forgot cranberries? Statistically unlikely
Headed out for a walk to the beach and heard a lot of sirens. When I got to the beach I discovered why. The end of the Santa Cruz Wharf had collapsed.
Forever obsessed with the way King Moonracer claps his paws
Wh… why is he carrying a log? What’s he going to do with it? WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO WITH IT
Watching "Hot Frosty." Because the snowman was naked when he turned human, a woman called Ethel reported him as a streaker. This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!" This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.
Talking with my husband about "Love, Actually" and in particular the scene with Emma Thompson crying and how upset it makes me: Dave: "Keri." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "I promise you, with all my heart..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "That I will never, ever cheat on..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "...Emma Thompson."