Keri Maijala

@clamhead.bsky.social

Probably eating ice cream

Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person: “But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?” “OH.” “Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?” “OMG NOT RANDOM.” “Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!” “OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.” Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”

A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.

Look I’m just saying that if people think I am a Disney adult and I really wanted them to not think I am a Disney adult I would make damn sure my headwear would not even remotely resemble mouse ears

I spend way too much time thinking about the Madrigal family’s powers. When Julieta “heals you with a meal,” is that just like for your latest injury, or does it reset you completely? If so, what about any body modifications like tattoos or piercings?

Watching "Hot Frosty." Because the snowman was naked when he turned human, a woman called Ethel reported him as a streaker. This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!" This is the kind of information you can expect from this account.

Talking with my husband about "Love, Actually" and in particular the scene with Emma Thompson crying and how upset it makes me: Dave: "Keri." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "I promise you, with all my heart..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "That I will never, ever cheat on..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "...Emma Thompson."