Clarice
@clarice.sunder.my
"Do you want some stew?" || #SUNDERVERSE. OCRP. ||
You are so right! Good thing I have secret Clarice skills!
...I dunno... Balancin' a school up there seems kinda tough...
Well that doesn't matter to me anyway. I can't feel pain if it's on my soft skin or my hard bones.
Yeah, but your skin isn't.
"I learned the Piece of Shit system for the bakery and now I can run the front counter!"
Um. I probably shouldn't go around hugging dragons.
(Tail flicks awkwardly.) Fine. You can hug me. Once. Just watch the wings.
[Unholy shrieking] CCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEE
If I knew your friends I might miss them too. I miss my friends... I hope one day, we can see each other again.
Really going on a biology video binge and she is extremely and deeply fascinated by it.
I have red hair! That means to bet on me too, right???
always bet on red — ancient proverb
Going to give @youbankonit.bsky.social a big hug. "They say it's mother's day! And you're one of the people that's basically my mom!"
"I can't feel pain so I'd only know if someone bit me if they made it obvious! Or I found the bite mark. Or they told me."
" Well, I don't.. LITERALLY not bite. But usually I feed off of animals or donations. And sometimes people just kinda let me, y'know? Turns out some people are nice enough to just let it happen if they don't think it's gonna kiII them. If you ask me, other vampires are just going about it wrong "
"How come nobody ever mentions the COWBOY in Dracula? He coulda marched right out of the wasteland!"