𝑯𝑼𝑺𝑲.
@clawedwhiskers.bsky.social
everyone comes bitchin' to the bartender eventually —
𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝑜𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 m𝒚 I̡̨͙͙̪̹̾͟N͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇N͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇E̢̢̻ͮͧͦ͋͞͡R̛̦̦̝̤͌̏͜͟͜ D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄E̢̢̻ͮͧͦ͋͞͡M͚͚̻͂̇͜͟͟Ơ̷̴̪̪̝͈̥͈̆̀̚N͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇S̢̼̼͖̺͖ͪ 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝐨𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏' m𝒆 𝒔𝐨 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚
( offers him a glass without a straw )
stares because he can't sip through a straw:
ain't every night able to be one of those? ( leans on his elbow. )
— didn't know this was a drinkin ta forget kinda night~ — Sitting there looking all pretty as usual ✨
( sipping whiskey with a straw in a glass like a fancy bitch. )
⠀⠀ “𝙥𝙛𝙛 .ᐟ 𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙞𝙢𝙥 .ᐟ” 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑫𝑶𝑽𝑬 21+ || MDNI ⚠️🔞 (n)sfw #multiship w/ chem ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ ˚₊‧ #hazbinhotelrp #hhrp #hbrp #mvrp ‧₊˚ ˗ˏˋ semi: -lit , -selective , not new to fandom ˎˊ˗
You're 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀... do you need a job? How many 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 can you suck? Ooh, I could make you a star. Yeah, a star. 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿. Okay, yup, bring me another drink or 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖. ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶
⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝖸𝖮𝖴'𝖱𝖤 𝖠 𝙇͟𝙊͟𝙎͟𝙀͟𝙍͟, 𝖡𝖠𝖡𝖸. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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