Clayburn
@clayburn.bsky.social
Alex/Clay, He/him, Bi/grey-ace, c. 1991 Chicago, IL I have far too many OCs. Occasionally 18+ 💞 @rudemydude.bsky.social 💍
Man this whole smoke as many cigarettes as your age for your birthday thing was way easier when I was like 5
nothing makes me more aware of the degree to which foreign food is bastardized in the US than when I see some bullshit purporting to be “American sauce”
It’s so funny seeing AI companies estimating that LLMs will be able to do anything that an “80th percentile human” can do. Sturgeon’s Law says that 90% of everything is crap, therefore 80th percentile just means they’ll *almost* not make crap
Nile is sooo subtle... Get your own Nile's Fuckable Cock at the link in our pinned post!
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
It was inevitable that reactionary centrists would turn against harm reduction and call for a return to mass incarceration
The Cities That Said Yes to Drugs
Policies that gave addicts clean needles and places to use drugs were intended to reduce harm. They created a “zombie apocalypse.”
theatlantic.com
This piece has been SO fun. I don't know if I'll work on it further, though.
Charli XCX in Star Wars: We’re making ji-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-izz music
Screenshotting this because I relate to it so, so much. Anyone worried about the “sex recession” needs to think about the broader picture!
"The pleasures of backseat gaming" These guys are so cute I love them 🥹 Art by @stedilnik.bsky.social (18+) Edited & Voiced by @xersiansva.bsky.social If the Artist/Creator wishes for me to take it down feel free to inform me :) #furry #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceover
What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)?
Turnstile is the kind of band that shows up at the end of a kids movie to 'turn prom up a notch', pissing off the principal and helping the protagonists win the respect of the school. The outdated stereotype bully with a mohawk sees them and goes "T-T-TURNSTILE!?" dropping two nerds out of respect
I just got the fucking dopest top surgery tattoos man AAAAAAAA !!!!! thANK YOU SO MUCH @beachw00f.com IM GONNA EPXLODE
Back in my day we used to call “chat” the peanut gallery, sonny boy!
Annie be careful there's a smooth criminal in your apartment oh no she's got airpods in she can't hear us
guy who brings earbuds to the dentist’s office so he can listen to nut videos with the sound on in the waiting room
