went to a publix this morning. thriving

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 6h ago

been on vacation for an hour and have been asked to get a haircut by my parents 7 times

been on vacation for an hour and have been asked to get a haircut by my parents 7 times

it’s funny that the band everyone knows because of spongebob has a song called “waving my dick in the wind” but it’s funnier that it’s genuinely one of their best songs

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 24h ago

208. The Mollusk - Ween 💿 | 1️⃣ fantastic experimental beach album. about to have this on rotation all vacation 10 / 10 + ❤️ ⭐️: The Mollusk, Polka Dot Tail, Mutilated Lips, The Blarney Stone, It’s Gonna Be (Alright), Cold Blows the Wind, Waving My Dick in the Wind, Ocean Man

do you think this was the intended listening experience

they’re so much smaller than you remember

i only look good in the bathroom at work

picking up old tech and fixing it up/modding/tinkering with it has been super rewarding, highly recommend. i'm saying this to make myself feel better about wasting money on an ipod touch 4th gen

this movie opens on james and mary's meet cute where he nearly runs her over while smoking a blunt driving a mustang to a bright and sunny silent hill

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · last wk.

190. Return to Silent Hill 🎥 | 1️⃣ crammed full of references for fans who will be mad at how awful of an adaptation it is, and so focused on spelling out its own maladaptive plot for newcomers it forgets to be a movie. script sucks and its ugly as shit. a film for nobody. 2 / 10

i'm really just trying to riff on a level that's frickin sublime

Hylics movie cast revealed (Source: tinyurl.com/3p4hykrw)

abysmal week

my only desk chair just literally fell apart on me after i’ve only had it for 7 months. the weekend i don’t have a car or enough money to replace it. right before my only day off. this fucking sucks

if you’re on your computer a lot and have a horrible sleep schedule i can’t recommend this enough

looking at authentic 2011 minecraft skins

"the one everyone says is the best is actually just the easiest game in the series" theory holds true yet again

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 2w ago

170. Tony Hawk's Underground 2 🎮 | 1️⃣ plays a lot better than the first game. maybe its just because i knew the controls better this time around but its also extremely easy and pretty short, still a really fun time overall 8 / 10

2am viewing experience

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 2mo ago

i watched this in discord call with an image of the whale over it the entire movie and i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder in my life

puter friends

i started going back and logging my threads onto serializd too because it just kinda feels weird logging my games and movies but not tv shows www.serializd.com/user/claypot

i think my algorithms have a knack for recommending me weird experimental, old internet-inspired fan games right before they get a lot of traction cuz this is like the fourth time its happened

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 2w ago

166. FRLG.IPS 🎮 | 1️⃣ sick premise that's stretched out way too thin. starts as a cool little self-contained ARG into a dragged out, mindless fetch quest with story bits sprinkled throughout. clearly made more for youtube videos than anything but its still pretty sick 6 / 10

officially down 65 lbs today

the second you realize monkeybone is about the nightmare before christmas it suddenly becomes kinda genius, i kinda love this movie

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 3w ago

160. Monkeybone 🎥 | 1️⃣ i'm sure this was a better movie before it got chopped to pieces. a crude, surreal, over-the-top comedy about a creative haunted by his own creation and exploited. directed by a guy who's body of work is often attributed to someone else. hmm 7 / 10 + ❤️

keanu reeves in my most watched actors

remaking my hinge and every ounce of charisma has faded from my body. humbling experience

literally me

do you like thug2 kumatora

id like to thank the hero thats kept this website up all these years. easily the most helpful thing in relation to this franchise

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · 3w ago

was checking my mail every hour today because i was very excited about this as a grown man

just booted up the sequel. eric sparrow pissed himself, phil margera is here, and i just unlocked ben franklin. game of the century

clay 🪴@claypot.blue · last mo.

129. Tony Hawk's Underground 🎮 | 1️⃣ first time a tony hawk game's really clicked with me. genuinely couldn't put it down after a day, even if i suck at it. really well-balanced campaign and just an overall great time. fuck you, eric sparrow 9 / 10 + ❤️

was checking my mail every hour today because i was very excited about this as a grown man