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and what about it? visiting postdoc research fellow @ University of Leeds | film studies + media | makeover movies, horror, feminism, and beauty culture | culture + screenwriting | schemingthirdwife.substack.com
do you guys think body dysmorphia exists in Star Wars?
we can’t all be personality hires, some of you are just loud and shop at Zara
good to see the public are keeping calm in the face of drought warnings
Yorkshire Day means I am legally obligated to incinerate any red roses I see, and “the south” no longer exists
it’s CAST, not CASTED, HOW ARE SO MANY PEOPLE POSTING ONLINE THIS DENSE
this summer I’m sultanmaxxing: eating a lot of dates, and slowly being poisoned by my closest advisor (the cat)
I had better never see another celeb + parent travel show AGAIN
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk."The BBC has confirmed Blankety Blank, Celebrity Mastermind and Live at the Apollo will not be returning." "These difficult decisions form part of the BBC’s previously announced first phase of its proposals to make £500m of savings over the next three years." www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
yes, many people were already aware of the Leto accusations and, yes, it is mad that it’s taken this much + this long for coverage. But no mainstream press would put their weight behind this until they had the approval of their legal team and sufficient evidence to stand up against litigation
one must imagine Sisyphus as happy editing his cover letter
let’s say someone you know hasn’t read any Le Guin… where would be a good place to start? (asking for a friend (me))
hi, welcome to our indie coffee shop. not only is it dark and loud as hell, but we don’t have any syrups and we’ve all been trained to look at you like our least favourite stepchild. enjoy!
babe what’s wrong, you’ve barely touched your palpatine figurine
finding out that Shawn Levy was directing Ghost Rider for the mcu was the pick-me-up I needed. lol, lmao.
"Why don't you print off your CV, walk into the reception at Atlantis, and just ask if you can start making coffees for the fishmen?"
Sam Whyte@samwhyte.bsky.social · 2w agoEver read a take so stupid that you feel like it's just punched you in the face?
ykw, it is crazy they kept making pop music after George Michael passed. You’d think they’d retire the artform out of respect
2020s genres of men: - self-optimising techbro podcast pervert - neck tattoo sando coffee yard act bro - city pop film camera letterboxd maniac - chronic posting disease politics insuffro-nerd - crowd work comedian considering a mustache - walking set of veneers dubai lover landlord
first thing I did this morning was make kneidlach. I’m operating at a level you’ll never understand
what is THIS??? she looks like a c-tier Star Wars character who teaches English lit and lang on the side
The Other Happy Place@theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 2w agoI get that it's hard to get her right but :( I don't think you did it either
Microsoft's planning to build 3 massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
you.38degrees.org.uk
a man threatened to call his lawyer (yeah right) bc I wouldn't refund a £14 tissue box cover he'd brought in w/o proof of purchase. He walked around the shop on his phone to someone, loudly talking about "changes in 'the law'" + left without saying anything
SMD@anothersmd.bsky.social · last yr.what are some absurd work situations you can share? once i got called into a meeting i had nothing to do with because the consultant brought an engineer and no one in the room could understand him, so they asked me to translate. he was scouse. i translated from english to english.
una amiga mía trago croquetas al bar, está victoria es la suya #ESPARG
Spain wins, Rosalía playing, Argentina fumbling the whole match. You truly love to see it #ESPARG