Cleon
@cleon42.bsky.social
Code monkey, leftist, Chicagolander. 🍉🍉🍉 He/him él/él sé/é он/его ער/אים דארטען, ווו מיר לעבן,ַ דארט איז אונדזער לאנד.
Hot take: Nobody who shits on "liberal arts" degrees has ever tried actually studying a subject academically.
I did this back on Xitter back in COVID days and saved screenshots when I left. It's got worse since.
Would any publisher accept a novel from even the most famous author that reads like like the story of Trump since 2015?
This is when the Triffids come...
Europe is gearing up for its first total solar eclipse in 27 years, with millions expected to gather along the path of totality from Iceland to Spain. Scientists are deploying aircraft and observatories to capture the rare event.
ACKSHULLY Ben Judaism is the religion of the Jewish people, but one's Jewishness is NOT defined by a # of ritual acts. Stewart + Sanders are Jews. To my great consternation, so are you + Ivanka, even tho each of you violate more Torah concepts every day than either of them could in a lifetime.
Ben Shapiro: Sen. Bernie Sanders is “not actually” Jewish and comedian Jon Stewart is “as Jewish as a ham sandwich”
she was arrested twice for shoplifting clothes for her children after her divorce and long ago paid her fines and served her time
A Polish-born woman in Des Plaines who “had done everything right” has been in ICE custody for the past year. Green Card for 20 years, sought citizenship. “And it didn’t matter.” www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/27/i...
Periodic reminder that Al Franken had at least 8 accusers and that he stepped down the day they were going to begin the investigation he initially demanded. "What happened to Al Franken" is exactly the bare minimum that should have happened to Al Franken.
That's the look of a man who knows he's in for a rough time after the match.
what in the shit was that
I swear all of Irish social media right now is screaming "Nuestro dia llegará!"
I think @demsocialists.bsky.social should just take this opportunity to tell the Democrats to go fuck themselves and go form their own party. This just shows how hollow the "vote blue no matter who" slogan really is.
Corporate Dems in Congress are now calling for an all-out war against "socialism" & Mamdani's movement. So what socialist programs do they want dismantled? Medicare? Social Security? National parks? Their silence about what exactly they want killed off is a big tell.
I never would've expected to see *this* decision from *this* organization.
Happy 100th birthday to the 2000-year-old man, Mel Brooks. ביז הונדערט און צוואנציק!
Melissa Benoist is Supergirl and I see no reason to pretend otherwise.
i do find the imagery of pouring endless, unnecessary money into a corroded mirror of rancid water a little heavy handed
The 250th anniversary of America is exactly what I thought it would be: with America losing wars constantly and the president arresting you for disrespecting his pool
"And you dare to call me a terrorist, While you look down your gun. When I think of all the deeds that you have done...."
Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick
If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
My family left what is now Ukraine because of anti-Jewish pogroms -- and those who stayed behind were killed in the Holocaust -- and I am completely comfortable calling what is happening in Belfast a pogrom
If you marched with Bezalel Smotrich, you don't get to claim the moral high ground about anything ever again. #israeldayparade
If you like paddle-and-ball games like Arkanoid or Breakout, please give my new Android game a try! 100% free-to-play. No DLC or in-game purchases or anything like that. play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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A new version of the classic brick-breaking game
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"So about those Epstein files..." "Look! There are Muslims! They're Musliming! Remember how much you hate Muslims?" "...But Epstein..." "MOOSLIMS! IRAN! 9/11!" "They DID open a mosque nearby..." "INVASION! SHARIA LAW! EAT PORK FOR 'MURICA!" "We SHOULD ban sharia!!!!" "Dance, monkey, dance!" *fin*
hearty salute to the guy (David Wieder) who went and took photos of the graves of dozens of old klezmer musicians at Mount Hebron cemetery in Queens in the last few months and posted them on FindAGrave. I got notifications about a few but I didn't realize he has maybe done about 2/3 of the section.🕵️
Looking for some folks to test an Arkanoid/Breakout style Android game. No pay but you will have my eternal gratitude. Shoot me a DM with your email address and I'll add you to the Google Play Closed Test.
I promise to vote for any candidate that will put insurance company advertising executives on trial for crimes against humanity.
That moment when all of JewSky - left, right, and center, frum, atheist, and inbetween, literally everyone - collectively cocked their head and said "*huh*" at the exact same time.
This is an incredible tweet.
*record scratch* "Yup. That's me. I bet you're all wondering how I got here...."
the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment