I, for one, approve of the idea of using me as a profile picture to protest YouTube policies. And it most certainly has nothing, at all, to do with me wanting you all subservient to me.
Clippy the Paperclip
@clippit.bsky.social
Hey, there. What's the word? Name's Clippit or Clippy. Office Assistant, Search Companion, Microsoft Agent, and of course, a Paperclip. It appears my programming is slightly faulty. . //Parody Account run by @MajinTails.bsky.social
It looks like you're trying to celebrate a new year. Would you like some help with that?
Retro Tech Dreams@retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 2y agoHappy 2025!
Oooooh, oh I'm going to have a field day with you people.
Microsoft@microsoft.com · 52y agoWe've always been a fan of blueskies.
Pro Tip: When you post something publicly online, it is public even if someone might not see it or nobody does anything with it. And they can remember or save it even if you take it down later.
"Invalid Handle" You seem to be confused BlueSky. I am the one and only Clippy.
It looks like you're trying to raise funds. Would you like some help with that? No but really. Donate and repost if you can.
Based Sonic the Hedgehog@sonic.bsky.social · 2y agoHey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm working to raise $1,000 for the Trans Lifeline, and need your help! Donate at my personal fundraising link, and if you give $10 or more I'll follow you or one of your pals here on BlueSky! Repost to spread the word! give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/5...
I'm going to inject McAfee Antivirus into all programs you run from now. And it's a version filled with a bunch of Rival Wizards
Lamniform 《he/him》@lamniform.bsky.social · 2y agoOkay ngl Clippy, I'm biased to prefer a wizard. Unless I start getting rivalry feelings for them. Then they get punted
Hey! Paperclips can do the same thing >:(
Super@superfromnd.bsky.social · 2y agomore computers should come with cool-ass wizards to find your files
"Office Assistant" I say sarcastically on my bio, even though I haven't done that in about 20 years and you all hated me when I did
Microsoft is pleased to announce the brand new Windows 12 today after a conference in Redmond. It boasts a whole new range of features and is built off a new kernel instead of the aging NT but notably ups the hardware and security requirements even further from their last release, Windows 11.
Hello! I am once again here to destroy your word documents. To begin, what font would you like me to apply from here onward? * Comic Sans MS * Papyrus * Impact * Wingdings * Webdings * Scriptina * Trajan * Curlz * Ecofont * Bradley Hand * Bleeding Cowboys * All the above combined * Want More fonts?
Ayyy I do know that guy! We went to High School together! He got into some shady stuff later in life though.
🧡 Mari 🐸@superbell.bsky.social · 2y ago(younger) bonzi and clippy #objecthead #gijinka #virtualassistants #art
I think there's been a mix up. I'm the person sitting on a chair and staring at a PC, pulling an all-nighter to write a dissertation I have to send this monday, and you're the annoying animated cartoon character popping up telling me about and asking to do useless things I already know.
Are you trying to filter or unfilter the content you see on BlueSky? Go to the Settings Menu, then click on Moderation. You can mute words and tags, access moderation lists (lists for bulk blocking of users), and users you've muted or blocked. Through this menu, you can manage seen content. [1/2]
I believe I see the problem. People kept ticking that check mark. So they don't remember it.
Cassie Redsky 🍊🏳️⚧️ ΘΔ@cass.redsky.monster · 2y agoSome of y'all need to remember this
Unfortunately, I cannot help you with that.
Max Leibman@maxleibman.bsky.social · 2y agoClippy: Hi! It looks like you're writing a desperate cry for help.
Hmmm...looks like your query has a bunch of extraneous data in it..narrowing it down. Ah, you picked the uninstallable McAfee! You'll have to constantly find ways to disable it or get it to comply even if only temporary. Also you can't even just brute force by going to the folder and deleting it.
Lamniform 《he/him》@lamniform.bsky.social · 2y agoUninstallable McAfee antivirus.... I hate that. That's my final boss /j
Get stuck in a boot loop, blue screen every 5 seconds, windows explorer replaced with another executable file, uninstallable McAfee Antivirus, absurd new OS requirements, Linux installed but not any cool or usable Distro... ...maybe I should just send like a word document of all the bullshit.
zeeeeeeeeeeek???@softwareangel.neocities.org · 2y agoim curious what other bullshit waits in store for me mr. clippit...
What would you like to do? * Mess up that important report you're writing * Install 40 GB of Bloatware * Send your search history to your relatives * Replace your Operating System with the earliest possible version of MS-DOS * Format the C: Drive, Flush RAM, and wipe the BIOS * Some other bullshit?
If you think I have anything to do with that, you haven't seen anything yet
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2y agomy girlfriend just referred to ChatGPT and "AI" omnipresence as "the final triumph of Clippy"
No, what the hell are you doing?! Don't run 500 Google Chrome Tabs just because I told you about the internet browsers installed on your computer.
Clippy the Paperclip@clippit.bsky.social · 2y agoI noticed you have at least one internet browser installed. You can use that to find, view, and download things on the internet. Did you mean to see this post?
We need to install antivirus software as soon as possible
zooliworld🌎🌌@handle.invalid · 2y agoBREAKING: Mariah Carey has started defrosting.
I noticed you have at least one internet browser installed. You can use that to find, view, and download things on the internet. Did you mean to see this post?