extremely grateful that all of dragons rising leaked today because it conveniently distracted everyone from noticing that my nudes were leaked all over the internet. thankfully I was able to remove them in time without anyone noticing because everybody was watching ninjago
dropping this publicly because the instructions told me to. if anyone has information about this send me an email. screenshot was taken minutes after he was suspended
hello @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social i have this theory that ninjago legends is a representation of the croatian war of independance. please do read my thread below to fully grasp the idea of it. 🧵(1/?)
You know the world is fucked when you can't even dig in your butt in public without being judged...
@docwyattbeyond.bsky.social if ever you're tired of all these people asking you questions, my dms are opened if you want to vent or just take a breather
is there discourse about anal sex on bluesky too or is that a twitter exclusive
There's a famous saying that I've said a thousand times these past couple of days: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUU???????
hi @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social do you think wiry and aren should be unbanned from shintaro craft? ignore me if the answer is yes! thanks dear xoxo!
@ninjagouniverse.bsky.social Do You Want To Have Sex
Hey Doc, happy fifteenth! Just wanted to know if I have your permission to officially vanquish @profplastic2432.bsky.social . Thanks!
15 years later and I still have no idea who my favorite ninja is
just looked at my profile from an external pov and sighed I am so fucking unfunny what even is this dude
That moment when instead of calling her perfect you call her lobotomy kaisen
yesterday my friend asked me some dating advice since I assume he's bringing someone over to his house and he could not have picked the worst person to ask. a couple of days ago I was playing minecraft while watching minecraft videos. alone. during the night. why would I know anything about dating
update: this doesn't work anymore. I have no conceivable reason for getting up in the morning
Loris@clitloris.bsky.social · 10mo agopeople judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
