๐DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!๐
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Youโll holler โn hoot! Iโll give Kirbeh da boot! Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social MUN & Muse are 18+ LEWD AND MINORS DNI Not affiliated with Nintendo or HAL Laboratory #MVRP #KIRBYRP #SFWRP #PARODYBSKY #PARODYSKY #RPSKY
โUhhhโฆ good morning everyone! I was going to start off my day by playing one of your โvideo gamesโ, but I got a weird error. I made a post about it earlier. And what does that code translate to?โ
NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU PALOOKAS KIDNAPPED THAT FUNNY DRAWING GUY?!
IโM DA GREAT KING DEDEDE! THE FINEST KING IN DREAMLAND!
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I FORGOT TO GET MORE CHIPS WHATD I MISS??
โYOUโRE GONNA PAY FO THIS!โ
"๐ฉ๐ง๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฅ๐ง๐ค๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ฌ๐ง๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐!" | #KIRBYRP | #NINTENDORP | #SMASHBROSRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP | #SFW | #NSFW |
โโฆgo ahead an try it and see what happensโฆโ
Kirbehโฆ do me a favah and grab me a nice cool glass of watar
"You okay..?"
They arenโt? Huh. Good thing I kept a spare bag in ma pocket! Letโs see how HOT these babies are! (Not even 2 bites inโฆ) WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MA MOUTH IS ON FIRE!
"Wasn't that hot..."
Iโm surprised youโre not even complaining on hot they are!
". . . Ate it"
I HOPE YOU DIDNT EAT JALAPEรO PEPPER ONES! THOSE ARE TOO SPICY!
"Ate it .แ"
The folks at HAL should me anudda game called โKing Dedede is epic and coolโ. Itโll win game of da year! Kirbeh can be a supporting character, I guess.
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HEAR ME OUT. NOBODY CLOBBAHS DAT THERE KIRBEH EXCEPT IF I TELL 'EM TOO! UNDERSTOOD?!
Heyโฆ didnโt this guy kidnap me?
CappyKid๐ 10 likes, and Iโll make Sketch go psycho for a bit.
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Little does kirbeh know, my supa secret emergency chocolate bar is actually CARDBOARD! HEHEHEHEHEH
MARK MY WORDS, KIRBEH! I WILL CLOBBAH YA! WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT IT, THAT IS!
"NEVER .แ"