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Nessie | She/They | 18+
" It's Dedede. KING DEDEDE. 'Ya got that,'ya hunk of scrap heapβ?! And I don't need no model! "
- βIf it makes you feel any better, I can call you "Royal" penguin. Or if ya want, I can always make a brand new model of you!β ~ π΅ . . . . βJust kidding!β
" YOU LIL' PIPSQUEAK! GET BACK HERE! " RUNNING AFTER.
The puffball glares at Deedee... βIma raid your fridge.β with those words, he ran off.
β nessie. could just make up your own for ribbon!
(Listen, I would if I could figure out a character to muse. Closest I've gotten is Ribbon, but like...there's not a whole lot of personality there. Unless I like, made a Waddle Dee McDonalds worker or something memey like that.)
β nessie. join the kirby verse ooooh you want to so bad
a cartoon character with a w on his hat is in a hypnotic spiral .
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" Kirby ain't no hero. Now Starman! That's a hero! "
" Well. Yeah. BUT 'YA DON'T GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT. "
- βMy apologies, but your physique basically screams it! Can you blame me?β
feeding ducks at the pond.
that kirby and his dumb lil' dances.
" A tiny pink puffball that kills all them gods. You wanna try goin' up against 'im? "
"well then, what have YOU done, hmm? Lose to a tiny pink puffball a bunch of times?"
" Eh, 'ah doubt it. Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "
"YOU wouldn't get it" "But I'll have you know, after I KINDLY got you out of the way, those Kongs were quaking in their boots!"
" Shut it, Alligator! Y'all just snuck up on me! "
"what's the matter, penguin? Memories coming back to you?"
Ah HELL NAH. I ain't goin' back to Doctor Marioβ!
EHEHEHEβ! Now ah've got dat Kirbeh's Copy Ability! Nobody's gonna stop King Dededeβ!
sloppily makes out with escargoon