I was craving chicken and dumplings, I made chicken and dumplings, bosh
Claudia Clockwurst
@clockwurst.bsky.social
she/her Knitting patterns, TTRPGs, WH40K, Dragon Age, genre fiction girlie
My brain hasn’t been functioning and I have an enormous brick wall of unread emails and unread paper mail and a lot of them have tasks I need to do so if we can all hold hands and read emails today I might survive it
My life is a never ending volley between miralax chewables and random tummy aches
I just don’t understand what people are doing in bathrooms. There are private stalls, they can all be gender neutral territory. Who has their ass out in the main chamber??
I live for my kids thumbs ups in response to trying a food I cooked
And to think my friend tried to convince me that My Dress Up Darling wasn’t full of gratuitous fan service
Fuck I am trying so damn hard to eat this cauliflower I prepared
Sometimes I get so hungry that eating is less “feels awesome” and more “relieved I’m no longer in pain”
When you write a grant application using words like “warfighter” as an engineer, you need to be aware that it’s never going to be used to save anyone’s lives. Not even your funky little ambulatory robots.
Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · last mo.This is why you can't have healthcare. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/ice-buy-robot-dogs-immigration-enforcement-rcna594897
Hire me to do a low cost version of whatever you’re using ChatGPT to summarize. I, too, can glean the meaning of a word by reading the context around it and derive a report on vibes that is just accurate enough to work for now.
I keep reliving the awkward way I made eye contact during a breast exam yesterday. I startled the doctor. But maybe it was a power move.
What’s going on with the book scams on kobo, are they simply costly but legitimate translations or genuine article scams
The playdough air dry clay looks and smells like laffy taffy
Looking forward to a more elite space marine army. My blood angels project got a lot less intense with that announcement
My boss who I like and respect assigned me a mentee who wouldn’t listen to her or anyone else so guess how that’s going for me
Oh thank god my taste issues with cheese are ending, cheese is back on the menu
My space wolves friend said they are uniquely good at recruiting potentials from their planets so what if there was a group of women who did the recruiting called Valkyrie and they were sick af units to paint and play and had characters and vehicles or could fly or some shit??
Eating some little caesar’s crazy bread, But to me it’s just bread,, A little look into my twisted mind,,,
Like I’m not even trying to say you have to change space marine lore but why can’t more factions at least have female support troops or characters or concepts, I just think it would be neat
My daughter just asked for fiber gummies for dessert and got super mad at me when I said no. This doesn’t feel like the time for natural consequences though
I’m too cynical for reacher, I tried to like it I really did
Reasons why I can’t manage other people: someone junior to me just sent an email arguing with me, with incorrect facts, and I am incandescent with rage.
I’m so hormonal and emotional that nothing is safe. A retirement email, a comedy podcast, a song. I’m so cooked.