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@closureforivy.bsky.social

#1 sweet nothing / hoax enjoyer

i am a "windows down unless on the highway or below 0" driver, and it is fucking torture to have AQI of 130 with a thick band of smoke on my morning commute when i should be giving a free concert to all my fellow commuters

lmao i got to sit in a high level university meeting and all the VIPs were lamenting that their staff refuses to use AI, pushes back on it, etc, and they need help getting people on board stay in line, y'all

"why can't you just have one and stop buying them?" is quite possibly the dumbest thing you could say to an alcoholic oh just have one? see, my brain heard "have one beer and end up three double IPAs, one bottle of kidia, and two double shots of fireball deep on a tuesday"

so much of my relationship with my college bestie (who also officiated my wedding) is just him texting me "you were right" about a fight we had over something small 20 years ago in college, and i love every second of it

concert history: First concert: Bob Dylan Last concert: Carly Rae Jepsen Next concert: Francis of Delirium Seen most: Passion Pit (5x) Need to see: blondshell, japanese breakfast Best concert: Passion Pit (Buffalo 2009) Wolf Parade (Buffalo 2008), band i always miss: minus the bear

holy shit tell me why the annoying HR (redundant tbh) lady just walked into my office and turned on my lights when i'm sitting in the dark for a reason??? and then told me she wanted them on when i got up to turn them off again???