Chaos Magick News
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Chaos Magick News is "The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa" You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews
Online Occultism is trying to have grounded nuanced and self aware discussion of fringe ideas and then the algorithm smashing one of these over your head.
New interview out now on streaming platforms #chaosmagicknews #thelema #crowely #aleistercrowley #petercarroll #peterjcarroll #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
EP 72, Say the most obvious thing that'll happen and it's like predicting the future. #trump #reflectingpool #antifa #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
EP 72 CoHost has some thoughts on Alan Moore's criticism of Chaos Magick #alanmoore #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
One of the most useless phrases that come up in woo woo conversations "uuuh occult means hidden" and? Chalupa means boat, but you know damn well what I'm ordering cause you work at the Taco Bell not Bass Pro Shop. Also don't forget my fire sauces
You can't have anything resembling a fair democratic process while this type of wealth exists. It's only ever been used to undermine the political process further and further.
CMN Doing 2-3 hour episodes constantly: No you don't understand, it's for your own good. We're practically a public service.
Do Alan Moore and Grant Morrison hate each other? And is it a hair thing? EP 72 Chaos Magick News, Find Out #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #alanmoore #grantmorrison #chaosky #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
Don't know who needs to hear this today but remember if you do magick and a god angel ghost archetype or 6ft rabbit tells you something you don't have to take it as gospel literal or even seriously. There's no reason to think the "astral realm" is any less populated with bad take bozos than here.
New Episode out now on streaming platforms #grantmorrison #alanmoore #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
If you or a loved one was a "Daughter of the Witches They could not burn" you may have been unknowingly exposed to asbestos & entitled to financial compensation.
We've never felt us being comedic entertainers detracted from our strong convictions and ideas we felt were important to Occultism. When you see how many deeply unserious people are peddling nonsense under a veneer of solemn poise and self importance you just wanna start telling knock knock jokes.
Has any of the lunatic fringe suggested that they somehow drained Lindsey Grahams life force to bring back Mitch McConnell? And if not what are they even good for at this point?
Found this old meme we made and now we're thinking. All you "meme magick" types. Is making somebody the soyjak like a curse for y'all?
Whether it's this or people who think the Archons are leaving secret messages in the Simpsons or your witch homie's warnings of 3 fold or karmic backlash one of the first steps in establishing "spiritual" control begins with seeding "spiritual" paranoia.
What's the last tangible result you've gotten from your magick practice?
Next time somebody tries to talk to you about "shadow work" hit them with a couple of these and remember Jung slept with his patients.
Many of the founding fathers were Freemasons, they understood occult concepts of polarity and alchemical theory. It was built into the bedrock of our nation. For example, on the 4th we have a HOT dog and a COLD beer and thus internalize the process of resolving opposites. Happy Birthday America
Would you eat bread made from iceman guts? How about a beer? #beer #iceman #otzi #curse #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
When talking about "Belief as a Tool" Consider the following & the function of the beliefs "I believe in gravity" "I believe in angels" "I believe in the sanctity of human life" "I believe I'm a charming person" "I believe I'm the strongest person on the face of the earth" "I believe in democracy"
Clip from EP 71, Our guest ModernChristianOccultist lets us in on how his spiritual path changed his view of his gender. full episode on YouTube Spotify RSS and most of the other usual places
Modern Occult Discourse "So that's why I think Pop Culture Magick is silly, Anyway here's my list of Best Goetia Demons for using Cryptocurrency"
If you read enough old timey comics Grant Morrison makes perfect sense
New episode out on streaming services, Spotify YouTube RSS and more link in comments
Saw a post about ways "Witchtok" has damaged Occultism. Most of the problems existed well before Tiktok, but the kicker was them advertising their "LEARN TO BE A REAL DEAL SPOOKY WOOWOO IN 6 MONTHS" online course at the end.
Trump: All the bad things I do are because I'm a Christian. BlueMAGA: You do bad things because of Aleister Crowley. Got it.
Jeremy O'Kelley@jeremyokelley.bsky.social · last mo.those aren't even the right words.