Fairly certain this will lead to someone eventually saving the day, but... eh. I'm fairly certain it won't be the first or last time CN City has been conquered.

𝙶𝚘 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚢, 𝙶𝚘!@evilgreenape.bsky.social · last yr.

“Can I at least conquer CN City? I have the worst win-loss ratio against the Powerpuff Girls.”

... What?

Fireworks are still going off.

You know, why isn't there a crossover version of the G.I.R.L Squad?

Calling the police.

Still here.

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Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro.

Summoning El Kabong.

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Do not mix your reds and your whites when doing your laundry unless you want pink clothes.

It's a Cartoon Cartoon Summer.

... You shouldn't be at work unless you're on the overnight shift.

It is an optimum summer temperature today.

The moment the final round changed to anime style, I should've known.

The Rock Paper Scissors City Championship is a no contest due to explosions.

Yes, we have a moonbase. Doesn't everyone?

Someone should tell Space Ghost he's on fire again.

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It's a WB thing. Part of a movie. They stole the abilities of pro basketball players to defeat the Looney Tunes. Michael Jordan even helped Bugs and his friends out.

𝗠𝗮𝗰 & 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼@bestfriendsduo.bsky.social · last yr.

“...Never heard of them.”

No. You cannot just buy the city.

Is a villain trying to take over the city again?

Someone needs to just dunk on them and they'll go away I think.

𝘿𝙤𝙩! 🌼@thewarnersister.bsky.social · last yr.

“Someone do call Michael Jordan... or LeBron for this matter. You know what, scratch it. Where’s Lola Bunny when they need her?”

... Oh? This isn't your doing?

𝙶𝚘 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚢, 𝙶𝚘!@evilgreenape.bsky.social · last yr.

“For once, I have NOTHING to do with them gaining random powers! Nor did I plot with them!”

I do wonder why they decided to steal the powers of four frontcourt players.

Bugs Bunny@thelooniestbunny.bsky.social · last yr.

"Oh not these dorks again..."

Maybe it's the same players.

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last yr.

“...I have a feeling someone at Teen Titans GO! decided to summon the Nerdlucks and had them go steal the talents of famous NBA basketball players.”

"... The Monstars. Evil aliens who stole basketball abilities from pros."

💫𝙎𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙞𝙙@stellarandroid.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Dare i ask about who - or what - these guys are?"

"The Monstars."

𝗠𝗮𝗰 & 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼@bestfriendsduo.bsky.social · last yr.

“....Who are they?”

... Oh great.

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Eddy is the one almost always behind the scams.

... They'll be fine.

((Was a little nervous about the account but hey it works somehow.))

... Flash racing other CN City Speedsters.