I find it mildly hilarious that A.) Facebook allows Marketplace & paid advertising content like this when they’re so prude otherwise, and B.) their algorithm constantly puts it into my feed.
Coach Bear
@coachbeardadbod.bsky.social
Verse greymuzzle GenX soft-dom papabear; married, poly; nips, pits, frot, cigars/pipes, handler, aspiring musclebelly. This is a mostly lurking alt for posting my erotica/hypno (pix are rare). More about me: linktr.ee/CoachBearDadBod
This hotel doesn’t just have a Cuck Chair — it has a CUCK SOFA & DINETTE so your cuck can bring snacks or order from room service during viewings.
Worth a repost. I love this story.
Coach Bear@coachbeardadbod.bsky.social · last yr.Assigned Dad at the Function
That feeling when your hot long-distance boyfriend/boy/bubba is going to be in town in less than 36 hours. youtu.be/YuWGtM40CpM?...
Voices In My Head x Freaks x Love Parade (ACINA & BONKA Mashup)
YouTube video by ACINA
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Had a lovely Valentine’s Day with hubby, but he had to work in the evening so I went to a DRAIN YOUR NUT sex party… turns out I’m actually doing (ancient) Valentine’s (aka Lupercalia) correctly.
Whip My Roman Sex Gods / You want the true Valentine's Day? Forget roses and candy, sweetheart, and kneel before the Lupercalia
Before it was called Valentine's Day, back when it was called Lupercalia, a big Roman...
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Belly? Back? Sure. Mouth? Hmmm. Haven't explored that, but probably not. I like the taste of SMOKE when I kiss you, but not burned ashes.
Ringing in my birthday tomorrow night Jan 10th at DRAIN YER NUT party in Duarte. Cum help me celebrate 🐷 😈 Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/dyn-110-du...
Just wrapped up three hours of Service-Top duty at DYN (drain your nut) party. A very sexy boy named Miguel left satisfied — and handed me this on their way out: a $25 gift card for IHOP. Coach’s first tip?
I like a boy with initiative. :) Fair warning, I freeball under my shorts. Wearing a jock is YOUR job, not mine ;)
Your main job would be keeping up with brushing the dog and vacumming up dog hair LOL
CBD is cute, kiddo—that’s what I take when my knees complain. A little THC, good music, and a cuddle pile? Now that’s where the mood really starts.
Happy NEW ROBYN SINGLE day to those who celebrate.
Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
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ONLY MURDERS season 5 is really weird. Not *bad* just — odd. Tonally different writing from every previous season. Strange scene structure, odd pacing. A little wackier, and not always in a good way. Did they get new writers?
As much as Coach likes man smells, I *also* like a nice cologne -- in moderation, as most guys wear *far* too much. I should only be able to smell it when we are close enough to hug. In fact, it's often the mix of someone's pits WITH a bit of layered scent that can drive me completely nuts. 🧵 1/6
This entire thread is… incredible. I stan GILF fuck-machine cuddle-daddy Scooby.
Azathura@azathura.bsky.social · 10mo agoi've sinned.
Indulge me in some non-sexytime real talk for a moment? I’ve been on 300mg Wellbutrin for anxiety for 7yrs (and therapy for 10). Due to progress in my therapy & the actual elimination of a number of real-world triggers, my therapist & doc are recommending I wean myself off Wellbutrin. 🧵 1/5
I've given my Linktree a bit of a refresh! I've added sections and links, and also took my various threaded posts about me (the origin of "Coach", why I write smut, etc.) to craft an "About Me" profile page as an introduction before folks dive into my content. linktr.ee/CoachBearDad...
My first exposure to porn wasn't photography; it was finding my dad's stash of "Penthouse Forum": digest-sized magazines of written erotica, not naked photo spreads. Over the years, I learned that the scenes I created in my head were way better than anything I could see in a photo or video. 🧵 1/10
Spooky season is over when Coach says it’s over. Give yourself a trick AND a treat with this sticky, furry, and horny story about a wrestling squad that goes full werewolf on each other. Bring a towel. 🌖 🐺 🍆 💦
Coach Bear@coachbeardadbod.bsky.social · 10mo agoThe wait is over: FULL MOON PRACTICE is live now -- grab your lube, grab a towel, and let's get ready to growl and howl this Halloween night! AWOOOOOO 🌕 🐺 🐾 Remember: send Coach pics or vids of your sesh or the aftermath, so I know you've put in the work 💦 😈 drive.google.com/file/d/173pj...
Why the FUCK doesn’t LA have a decent bathhouse any more? Midtowne Spa closed in 2022, with an amazing pool, hot tub & roof deck. Melrose Baths closed in 2017. Flex has pool but no jacuzzi, and NoHo Spa has only a steam room & sauna, no water features at all. Slammer is just a sex club. 🧵 1/7