Coach (Agent) Monk

@coachmonk.bsky.social

I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋‍♂️ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW. https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk https://throne.com/coachmnk

A big part of me not wanting to associate with anything fitness related is because 90% of these chuds end up being far right/redpill/alpha male bs. Literally do not ask or tell me nothing about working out before I know where your allegiances lie.

I really wish I can get back to fighting soon. Imagine living like you always have 5 cups of espresso in you by default and not enough outlets to release the energy. The gym is alright but it gets you so far lmao. Hyperactivity sucks sometimes. 🤪

I had a weird dream they were selling WiiUs for 3 dollars at a closing store while I was watching a news report about 12 kids being abducted. I said "fuck them kids gimme the WiiU" and I nabbed one. ☺️ Fully modded!